The Princess Bride (line by line)

William Goldman’s “The Princess Bride” movie in tweets line by line. #WilliamGoldman #PrincessBride #ThePrincessBride #Inconceivable #Tweets_LBL

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Please. Guide my sword.

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I need you to guide my sword.

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I cannot find him alone. I need you.

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Somewhere… Somewhere close by is a man who can help us.

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Now, our misery can end.

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Father, I have failed you for twenty years.

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Inigo?

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I’m sorry, Inigo. I didn’t meant to jog him so hard.

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Fezzik, jog his memory.

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You get there from this grove, yes?

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Where is the man in black?

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Thank you.

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Everybody, move!

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Fezzik, please.

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Excuse me. Pardon me, it’s important.

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His true love is marrying another tonight, so who else has the cause for ultimate suffering?

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The man in black?

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My heart made that sound when Rugen slaughtered my father. The man in black makes it now.

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That is the sound of ultimate suffering.