The Private Assistant

RETIRED - A sexy, mature Girl Friday. Lover of laughter, men over 40, and intelligent sluts in a suit.

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When do we get to that part of the action movie where all the living past presidents merge into a Democracron?
#FightMAGA #BossLevelEnergy #NaziGoHome

[Tony Michaels 🎙 @thetonymichaels]

I love it when right wingers think George Carlin was on their side 😆

Especially on a day like today! #WomensMarch2021

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Ten year challenge accepted

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@pattonoswalt - a direct quote from a 2021 Olympian

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@1a Florida here - two words about altering insects - Love Bug

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@farmer_ted70 Sounds a self proclaimed “Christian” MO to me.

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Because I need another reason to think #TylerPerry is awesome... #MadeaSavedThePrincess

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What it’s like trying to get paid.
https://t.co/e2kyIYQAWB

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@ThatKevinSmith Every time the dealer is late... “They can’t legalize this shit fast enough.”

[Aldo Antonio @AldoAntonioPics]

Hello Friends!! I'll most likely extend my trip to Raleigh, NC in March. Current dates are looking like March 6th - 10th, perhaps the 11th. I miss my old friends in Raleigh! It's been too long!!! R/T are appreciated. I don't like to email or send alerts.

[dœ @marcinogens]

The Republican Senatapede.
#43traitors

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@senatemajldr Trump sent an angry mob to kill you and anyone else at work in the Capitol. For all of our safety - Shut him down now.

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@old_ted Flubba shubba. 😉 I can’t remember the opening but I can remember the address.

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@old_ted Another overgrown victim of COVID.

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@old_ted Enjoy the aroma for hours

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@noelle_larue @old_ted But do the leaves still stay single in humidity?

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@farmer_ted70 😂😂 trash panda

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Working ladies... I hope you filed your taxes like a good girl. I got a stimulus direct deposit today.

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@old_ted What? The first one was cinematically amazing to me. I did not read the books.

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@old_ted 100+ 🥵