TheProboMonkey

Certified Probo monkey enjoyer and batshit crazy streamer who lives to entertain since everyone deserves a smile:
Twitch/Kick: TheProboMonkey

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Why I love streaming even though I barely get viewers?

I love making people smile, especially my friends who always support me each step of the way no matter what

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Oh the beauty of climbing from silver to emerald this season and hitting plat and emerald the first time in my life ever....I'm so proud of myself....

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League is truly that special experience where the Germans crash out the hardest

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What could possibly go wrong with the amount of cursed shit they already send me

[Zach Bussey 🇨🇦 @zachbussey]

Higher Tier Subscribers (Tier 2/3) will soon be able to send GIFs in chat.

Creators will be able to deactivate this feature or limit some GIFs.

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Good friends help limit test other friends hardware via terraria calamity fishing <3

#Terraria #Calamity

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You’ve clearly never lived life until you had 3am shredded cheese in the dark

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Yes, thank you twitter for these important news!

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Yeah no stream today with the API error and being in and out of live, sorry everyone, gonna stream tomorrow though and make sure its extra crazy for you guys ❤️

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Discord is so down that even my streams got disconnected from both kick and twitch....

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Finally watched the Chainsaw man Reze Arc movie and god damn....that shit broke me man....

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@Zeoity Any rules? Like staying sober to make it 100% efficient?

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Playing Ghost of Tsushima makes me want to buy a katana and challenge people at the Frankfurt Train Station to a sword duel standoff and see how far I get until the heroin needles they’ll use to stab me get me down

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@Zeoity I hope its not a Hildegard or a Gertrud

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Playing with a Ouiji board but instead of using the wood piece you let your cock dangle over the board and let the ghost write its name using your foreskin

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@Zeoity Say less lemme cook rq

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Do I just go back to tweeting everything my brain produces?

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@Zeoity If they get caught it’s just Darwinism at this point, shits like getting caught by Stephen Hawking with how crippled I am

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Getting told I give off “touch grass regularly” vibes by a bot in my message request seems like the most blatant lie with the amount of crimes I commit

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@Zeoity According to human biology you can comfortably fit two raccoons up your ass so who knows what’s hidden in there.

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@Zeoity Gotta get deep in there in case someone hides inside

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@Zeoity Boutta pull the hand rub out again