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Jules Juh Dingringer III | a silly little fella | suicidal mavericks fan | they/he

[buh @ThePsyJules]

epic and awesome psyjules art pieces by day 🧵

[SpongeBob Schwammkopf Fakten 🫧🧽 @Spongebobfakten]

Mein größter Albtraum als Spongebob Fan ist es meine geliebte Freunde und Familie tot aufzufinden

[boochie 🌈🌧️ @gayniggadick]

mr beast fungal pussy

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

PinkPantheress becomes the first British woman in 5 years

[Florence 🏳️‍🌈 @FreonCat]

White people don’t even feel like a real thing to me anymore. We’ve gained a sort of mythic quality. We stab our parents when our friends are over and watch OneyPlays porn.

[arn @anemoiac_]

played my first game of deadlock after playing overwatch for 8 years and it felt like this

[Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage]

Chewbacca after the empire enslaves Kashyyyk, vaporizes tens of millions, and freezes his best friend in carbonite: “what’s with all these trannies in women’s sports”

[seir @seirtnasaelp]

this is the worst thing i have ever made

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A breakfast chain with just 90 locations has beaten McDonald’s and Chick-fil-A to America’s best fast-food breakfast title

Biscuitville has now won the USA Today 10Best ranking four years in a row

[Tᕼᗩᗩᒪ🟡 @Sinestros_Myte]

coworker asked if anyone woke up with neck pain this morning in this meeting and i laughed before i could mute myself

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Shame on you @Sony

[evil fucking skeleton @chumblings]

Tank Top Gay Face has passed away.

[drank gore @thedarkprowler]

*maniacal laughing coming from speaker* Well well well, if it isn’t my goon friends Plap Man and Throbbin!
Plapman: You’ll never get away with this stroker

[Evil Gogeta @NiggaCarlton]

Yo I just made a loaf of dick I'm never fucking baking again🤦🏾‍♂️

[weedgirl claire @wgcclaire]

kissed a man a few months ago and didn’t like it

[Greensboro Police Department @GSO_Police]

Please stay hydrated outside over the next few days. It's going to be like the Dallas Cowboys and peaking in the 90s. 🔥

[桜井 政博 / Masahiro Sakurai @Sora_Sakurai]

おくちに入れてみたい｡
ゴツゴツが気持ちよさげ｡

[star⁷ SAW BTS 10x!! @blushmoonie]

ludwig's scene in road to empress 2, ts is cracking me upppppp😭😭😭

[buh @ThePsyJules]

@Mitch_0202 Not to brag but I took a stock in friendlies against the 7th best dk 5 years ago

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In Texas they told me to stop at Buc-ee's for gas.

I have been to shrines. I have stood in temples that took two hundred years to build.

I was not prepared for the gas station.

There were one hundred and twenty fuel pumps.

I counted them because I did not believe them.

A man beside me was filling a truck the size of my first apartment, and he was not filling it because it was empty.

He was filling it because he was here, and here is where a man fills things.

Inside was a hall so vast I lost the horizon.

A wall of jerky. A wall of fudge I did not know the country produced.

A brisket sandwich handed to me by a man in a beaver costume.

And I want to be clear, the beaver is not a mascot.

The beaver is a saint.

The people speak of him the way my grandmother spoke of the mountain behind her house.

And the bathrooms.

I had been warned about the bathrooms and I had dismissed the warning as the pride of a loud people.

I was wrong to dismiss it.

The bathrooms are famous across the whole state and they have earned it.

I have slept in worse hotels. I nearly bowed upon entering.

A janitor was polishing the floor with the devotion of a man tending a garden he loved, and when I thanked him he said "welcome in," which I have since learned is what Texas says instead of hello, and also instead of I am glad you exist.

I went in for gas. I was inside for ninety minutes.

I came out with fudge, a shirt printed with a joke I do not fully understand, forty dollars of jerky, and a feeling I can only describe as having been to church.

I did not need any of it.

I needed all of it.

I have walked through the great cathedrals of the old world. I lit no candle there.

I lit no candle at Buc-ee's either.

But I did fill the truck.

And I understand now that in Texas, this is the same thing.