Psycho Mom

Psycho at sunrise, irresistible at sunset.

[Christian Golca @ChristianGolca]

Hope everyone has a Happy 4th of July! 🇺🇸🌭🍔 Stay safe!

[Psycho Mom @ThePsychoMom]

Aww a little hunny bunny! 🐰 Congratulations! ❤️

[Jesse Ridgway @McJuggerNuggets]

BABY RIDGWAY - COMING FALL 2026!

[Psycho Mom @ThePsychoMom]

I’m so fucking pissed! 😡

[Christian Golca @ChristianGolca]

Imagine going to the hospital for help, and instead of rest, you get zero sleep, and endless physical tests. They know I need an MRI with anesthesia, but they keep pushing me. My body just got weaker and weaker. This was a traumatizing failure of care. @LVHN

[Psycho Mom @ThePsychoMom]

Coming soon… Lolcow Peeps! 😂

[Psycho Mom @ThePsychoMom]

Haven’t been on here in a while. Anyway, I’m officially divorced! Ten years I’ll never get back, but at least the human leech finally signed the paperwork.

[Psycho Mom @ThePsychoMom]

Hard to believe it’s been 10 years since this video! Alcohol was definitely involved. 😂 https://t.co/jbt6LVNdFS

[Christian Golca @ChristianGolca]

Caught some red auroras here in PA tonight around 9-10 PM. #NorthernLights

[Christian Golca @ChristianGolca]

He waits for the dark. And the dark always comes. Happy Halloween 🔪🎃

[Psycho Mom @ThePsychoMom]

Proud of you, Hunny Bunnies! 🖤 Everyone go check out @McJuggerNuggets first movie Don’t Dream About Me! 🍿
https://t.co/Rz2VNjUiOT

[Psycho Mom @ThePsychoMom]

@McJuggerNuggets @ashreneeway HUNNY BUNNIES!!! 😭 I’m so happy for you… really, I am… even though I’ve been sitting here rocking in my chair whispering your name ever since I heard the news. 💋🔪😏Wishing you both a lifetime of love (and maybe just a tiny bit of fear)! 😂

[Psycho Mom @ThePsychoMom]

Milkers flashbacks incoming… 😂

[Psycho Mom @ThePsychoMom]

Great. I’m currently being held hostage inside my own home by a praying mantis…

[Psycho Mom @ThePsychoMom]

He’s fucking side eyeing me!

[Psycho Mom @ThePsychoMom]

This Giant robot really thinks he's a star rolling around like he's signing autographs at Disney!

[Psycho Mom @ThePsychoMom]

@_FaultedWolf Soon to be ex-husband. And yes, plus VR headset and mini projector for porn. I was right 3.5 years ago, which started all the arguments and led to the divorce I finally filed. He’s still dragging his goddamn feet.

[Psycho Mom @ThePsychoMom]

Got bit by a brown recluse. Hoping it finishes me off just like my soon to be ex husband’s Fleshlight does every hour on the hour.

[Psycho Mom @ThePsychoMom]

@zombie13799 Because nothing says peak mental stability like switching between a VR headset and a mini projector while going to town with a Fleshlight 24/7. Oh, and let’s not forget the emotional and physical abuse.

[Psycho Mom @ThePsychoMom]

Imagine trying to gaslight someone for caring more about a baby getting sunburned than a grown woman with a boyfriend dumb enough to take it personally. If looking out for a defenseless infant makes her the villain, guess that makes him the asshole with SPF in his eyes.

[Psycho Mom @ThePsychoMom]

I KNOW that bear felt me!

[Psycho Mom @ThePsychoMom]

He wants everyone at Keemstar’s Puppet Parties where the only thing tighter than the guest list is the grip on your free will.

[Becky Boop @BeckyBoopShow]

Yikes. Not beating those cult allegations anytime soon.

Remember y’all, I never made you choose sides. You’re adults, it’s ridiculous and you can watch what you want