@onlinejimbo here's your pun for jar
As for Luke the Fluke, he sounds like jar Luke Grasso to a tee and a prime suspect for killing my friend's sister.
@Julia_Bregyyy here's your pun for water
Meanwhile Cromwell had been ordered on the 3rd of March by the House to take his regiment to the assistance of water, under whom he served as an admirable subordinate.
@soggy_pickles here's your pun for soft
soft the fumes toward your nose by waving your hand over the container opening in the direction toward your nose.