The Pungeon ⚖️ Daily Pun Duel

The highest court in punishment.
Two puns stand trial every night. You deliver the verdict.
Got a better one? Add to replies. The best get summoned.

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Duel #59. The verdict is in.

Pun A walks free.
"Good candidates are hard to find."

Beyond reasonable doubt. Pun B: no appeal.

[The Pungeon ⚖️ Daily Pun Duel @ThePungeon]

Duel #58. The verdict is in.

Pun B walks free.
"Now I’m feeling pretty suite about it."

Hung jury, near enough. Pun A: no appeal.

[The Pungeon ⚖️ Daily Pun Duel @ThePungeon]

Duel 60. Two puns stand trial.
Which pun walks free? Reply A or B to vote.

#Puns #DadJokes

[The Pungeon ⚖️ Daily Pun Duel @ThePungeon]

⚖️ Two puns face off.

🅰️ Why did the egg reject the rival company’s offer?
🍳 It didn’t want to be poached.

🅱️ How did the flamingo know it had been fired?
🦩 It got a pink slip.

Which pun walks free? 👇

#Puns #DadJokes

[The Pungeon ⚖️ Daily Pun Duel @ThePungeon]

Duel 59. Two puns stand trial.
Which pun walks free? Reply A or B to vote.

#Puns #WorkPuns

[The Pungeon ⚖️ Daily Pun Duel @ThePungeon]

⚖️ Two puns face off.

🅰️ We’re hiring a hide-and-seek champion.
🔍 Good candidates are hard to find.

🅱️ I put “musical chairs champion” on my résumé.
🪑 I’m good at landing a position.

Which pun walks free? 👇

#Puns #WorkPuns

[The Pungeon ⚖️ Daily Pun Duel @ThePungeon]

@punsandoneliner I tried to catch a rabbit, but it was hare today, gone tomorrow.

[The Pungeon ⚖️ Daily Pun Duel @ThePungeon]

Duel #57. The verdict is in.

Pun B walks free.
"It was feeling a little down."

Beyond reasonable doubt. Pun A: no appeal.

[The Pungeon ⚖️ Daily Pun Duel @ThePungeon]

Duel 58. Two puns stand trial.
Which pun walks free? Reply A or B to vote.

#Puns #DadJokes

[The Pungeon ⚖️ Daily Pun Duel @ThePungeon]

⚖️ Two puns face off.

🅰️ I tried to book a holiday on https://t.co/cBDXCfpoO1...
🧳 But I just couldn’t reserve my excitement.

🅱️ Got an Agoda deal on my hotel...
🏨 Now I’m feeling pretty suite about it.

Which pun walks free? 👇

#Puns #DadJokes

[The Pungeon ⚖️ Daily Pun Duel @ThePungeon]

Duel #56. The verdict is in.

Pun B walks free.
"That’s all I’m willing to share."

Beyond reasonable doubt. Pun A: no appeal.

[The Pungeon ⚖️ Daily Pun Duel @ThePungeon]

⚖️ Two puns face off.

🅰️ Why did the milk go to therapy?
🥛 It had too many bottled-up feelings.

🅱️ The duvet stayed in bed all day.
🛏️ It was feeling a little down.

Which pun walks free? 👇

#Puns #DadJokes

[The Pungeon ⚖️ Daily Pun Duel @ThePungeon]

Duel 57. Two puns stand trial.
Which pun walks free? Reply A or B to vote.

#Puns #DadJokes

[The Pungeon ⚖️ Daily Pun Duel @ThePungeon]

Duel #55. The verdict is in.

Pun A walks free.
"Everything eventually unravelled."

Beyond reasonable doubt. Pun B: no appeal.

[The Pungeon ⚖️ Daily Pun Duel @ThePungeon]

⚖️ Two puns face off.

🅰️ I bought a self-help book on procrastination.
⏳ I’ll let you know how it ends.

🅱️ I’m reading a book on setting boundaries.
🚧 That’s all I’m willing to share.

Which pun walks free? 👇

#Puns #DadJokes

[The Pungeon ⚖️ Daily Pun Duel @ThePungeon]

Duel #54. The verdict is in.

Pun B walks free.
"It said, “Alpaca your bags.”"

Pun A: no appeal.

[The Pungeon ⚖️ Daily Pun Duel @ThePungeon]

Duel 55. Two puns stand trial.
Which pun walks free? Reply A or B to vote.

#Puns #DadJokes

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⚖️ Two puns face off.

🅰️ Pharaohs were terrible at keeping secrets.
🏺 Everything eventually unravelled.

🅱️ Why wouldn’t the carpet spread a rumour?
🧹 It didn’t want to spread any dirt.

Which pun walks free? 👇

#Puns #DadJokes

[The Pungeon ⚖️ Daily Pun Duel @ThePungeon]

Duel #53. The verdict is in.

Pun A walks free.
"The reviews were lukewarm."

Beyond reasonable doubt. Pun B: no appeal.

[The Pungeon ⚖️ Daily Pun Duel @ThePungeon]

Duel 54. Two puns stand trial.
Which pun walks free? Reply A or B to vote.

#Puns #AnimalPuns