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[major lepidus vibes @ThePunicPervert]

big fuckoff forehead; first person to larp having bangs…..they don’t cover shit

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@kweene69 i’ll give him your details…i’m too scared to see him again

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EXCLUSIVE: Marcus Antonius reveals his top tips when dealing with a hangover — “I just be stroking on my pussy if I’m being honest”

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@kweene69 i tried but it was so vast it didn’t fit in the camera no matter how much i zoomed out

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@taurotokos theyre having my tweets nailed in the forum, out of admiration or spite? who knows..

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enrolling in the roman republican army as an italian in the hopes of gaining roman citizenship is like thinking the stripper loves you

[major lepidus vibes @ThePunicPervert]

@kweene69 i would have gotten more information, but he refused to change the subject and became insistent on asking me if i wanted a demonstration whilst lifting his skirt up excitedly like some harlot

[tarq tarq tarq super poo fidget @hawktuahvian]

caracalla was technically one of the earliest recorded cases of stream sniping if you think about it

[major lepidus vibes @ThePunicPervert]

this happened to scipio africanus but instead of going limp he got harder which might be worse

[sennescence @yummyfishstick]

i am so grateful i was not born with a penis as much fun as pissing in a urinal sounds what if im having sex with someone and i suddenly imagine their head being blown off and go limp. how do you explain that like sorry babe put your clothes back on daddy's having an episode

[major lepidus vibes @ThePunicPervert]

were commanded by General Fannys

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when she got ancient roman humour but you genuinely haven’t gotten play since gaius marius was last consul

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type of shit that would go down in the late roman republic cursus honorum

[cuntrarian @serialxprmnt]

one of my friends doesn’t really have much going on right now so we’re gonna try to get him to transition

[major lepidus vibes @ThePunicPervert]

@flamenivlii FUCKING HELL

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augustus is round your gaff stroking at the furniture, you think the princeps wants you bad, but instead he starts asking questions like “what’s your stance politically?”

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“julius caesar conquered gaul!!” ok but can he charge an iphone

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@taurotokos lowkey same but i just pretend he’s shorter than me to feel something

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augustus

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@kweene69 no

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hey anyone know if publius clodius pulcher has twitter? i’m waiting for him to get off hiatus

[major lepidus vibes @ThePunicPervert]

@kweene69 i need to catch up when does the term kirked come into use