Midwest Punktress

~ She always had... that look of otherness, of eyes that see things much too far & thoughts that wander off the edge of the world. ~ Joanne Harris.

[Midwest Punktress @ThePunktress]

"In the end, we are nothing more than love and space dust."

[Midwest Punktress @ThePunktress]

Great Danes with walking farts going down stairs will just never not be funny.

[Midwest Punktress @ThePunktress]

Personally, I love my #BauldersGate3 character. The narrator really nailed Ullana’s description. 😆

[a goose @nikkifranki]

i love when vets knock before they come into the room. like yes my dog is naked but she also arrived that way

[Midwest Punktress @ThePunktress]

Me Reviewing my Husband:

“100% Would Recommend. Have you tried the nachos?”

[Midwest Punktress @ThePunktress]

Who I am wound up on on caffeine is who I aspire to be.

[anna 🏹 @myelessar]

saying “morning” instead of “good morning” because if it was a good morning i’d be waking up in rivendell to gandalf saying “you are in the house of elrond, and it is ten o’clock in the morning”

[jame @kloogans]

"ur so quiet" i took too many edibles and i am getting sucked into my hat please help me

[Midwest Punktress @ThePunktress]

So many humans have been snapping up miles lately that I’m about out of spoons, fucks, & inches. 🫥

[Midwest Punktress @ThePunktress]

Been spending some actual mental health time in the evenings lately, and it’s been really nice for once. ☺️

Side note: I now have 80ish dog photos to edit for the business from the last couple of weeks and counting. 🥲

#TheyreFuckingCuteThough 🥰

[Midwest Punktress @ThePunktress]

Boil ‘Em
Bash ‘Em
Throw ‘Em in the flue
That’s how Jeffery Dahmer do

[Midwest Punktress @ThePunktress]

💫 It’s really centering to remember that nothing matters when stress wells up.

The unimportance and insignificance of it all in the cosmic picture is actually quite freeing. ✨

[Midwest Punktress @ThePunktress]

Every day over the last two weeks, I’ve had a customer last minute text me “We woke up with fever and full body chills…” Please be careful out there. It’s peak COVID season with kids going back to school and such.

[The CryptoNaturalist (Jarod K. Anderson) @CryptoNature]

Why do we associate skeletons with autumn and Halloween? It's simple. Some people, like trees, are deciduous, shedding all their flesh in the Fall only to regrow it again in the spring. A strong wind and suddenly you're bare bones standing in the pale, October sunlight.

[Midwest Punktress @ThePunktress]

Damn. Vacuum shit the bed with the shop covered in hair. Puppy is throwing up again. Had 3 cancellations for tomorrow. Who did I piss off? 🫠

[Midwest Punktress @ThePunktress]

I swear I can’t win some weeks. Half a scheduled day will cancel last second, and the next day will be packed with 7 or 8 people bargaining and begging to get their dog in.
And, if I woke up early for this lady and she doesn’t come… 🙃

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

there are wine girls and there are weed girls. wine girls are good at cleaning and have matching throw pillows. weed girls have no short term memory and lots of random piles.