ThePunographer

Voted World’s Most Modest Creative by Ad Narcissist Magazine.

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Just launched this collection of dumb tees designed to be worn on Zoom meetings. Half of all proceeds will benefit frontline workers who don’t have the luxury of sitting through mind-numbing video “chats” with middle management all day. https://t.co/qu5yY3yTcf

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That #PresidentialDebate was like watching two grandpas wrasslin over the last scraps of prime rib at an early bird buffet.

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Gift WAPing

The biological phenomenon that occurs when a woman opens the perfect present.

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@samclo This is a weird way of telling me you’re my Father, Sam.

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@samclo These are truly unPretcedented times.

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@samclo I too miss a good ploughman’s sarnie smoothie from Pret.

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Can’t wait to return to “certain and precedented times.”

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When is this Modelo publicity stunt going to end? #Coronavirus

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Most men claim to be social distancing 6ft apart, but honestly they’re more like 5’ 10”

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Home isolation - Day 15:
The curves start to flatten on all the thirst traps who can’t get to the gym.

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@sandoz And a space glass of whisky, please.

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Jingle All The Way reboot but with toilet paper instead of Turbo Man. @Schwarzenegger @sinbadbad

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Social Dis Dancing - It's like a rap battle but done 6 feet apart using only rude moves and offensive gestures.

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Coronavirus is just an STD for prudes.

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Coronavirus is just a publicity stunt to make Esports popular in America.

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A remix of “pour some sugar on me” where all lyrics are replaced with #JeffGoldblum quotes. It’s titled: Jeff Leppard. Thanks in advance to whoever makes this gift for the Internet.

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Complaining about your Prime delivery arriving a day late is another disgusting example of #MailPrivilege

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Wedding vows nowadays be like “To honor and keep her, in thiccness and in wealth.”

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This #FathersDay treat your old man to esCARGOt SHORTS, basic Dad apparel with natural snail enhancement. Only one pair available before @Chubbies buys our patent 💸
https://t.co/kGfCTXjnRK

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This pregame coverage is getting out of hand. Who you got? #nationalchampionship #godawgs #CFBPlayoff