Marquelle Davian McKean

The Original Quantum Panda. Accept no substitutes. (They/She/He)

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In light of certain recent bills in certain state legislatures…

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"Everything Everywhere All At Once" may be the only non-porn movie in history to which the phrase "Chekov's Buttplug" could be accurately applied.

[Marquelle Davian McKean @TheQuantumPanda]

Finally figured out who Elon reminds me of.

https://t.co/hSt3YCoTBr

[Marquelle Davian McKean @TheQuantumPanda]

As we watch Twitter disintegrate beneath our feet, remember: it was NEVER about “free speech”.

It was always about who *controls* speech.

The ultra-rich don’t want free speech. They only want what they can control. #LateStageCapitalism

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A US school system has been reported as banning cat ears to combat the nonexistent trend of kids "identifying" as cats. Such BS.

Let's all wear cat ears to show our support for #transgender and #nonbinary kids!

https://t.co/OArEgFyRoE

[Marquelle Davian McKean @TheQuantumPanda]

Nobody:
Me: <walks normally>
My body: Hey, you've just hit the pain lottery by stepping at the exact wrong angle to within half a degree! You win the jackpot of aggravating knee and ankle pain for the next week!

[Marquelle Davian McKean @TheQuantumPanda]

@AdamBaldwin That it doesn't affect one's ability to sing?

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US conservatives get outraged about casting a black girl as Ariel, and trans kids getting to use the bathroom.

US liberals get outraged about cops shooting unarmed Blacks, and 10-year-olds being forced to bear their rapists' babies.

I shouldn't have to say which is reasonable.

[Marquelle Davian McKean @TheQuantumPanda]

The more Republicans rail against preferred pronouns, the more obvious it becomes that they have absolutely no idea what a pronoun is.

[Marquelle Davian McKean @TheQuantumPanda]

Tune in next week for a new episode of “Whose #SCOTUS Is It Anyway?”, where everything’s made up and your rights don’t matter.

[Marquelle Davian McKean @TheQuantumPanda]

@Acrophile Yes, but I can’t list everything that needs to be in said bill in a single tweet.

[Marquelle Davian McKean @TheQuantumPanda]

If you are a US Senator upset by the Supreme Court overturning Roe, you have exactly one conscionable response: actively support a Federal law protecting the right to abortion. Anything less is grandstanding and posturing.

[Marquelle Davian McKean @TheQuantumPanda]

If ever there was a time for Senate Democrats to leverage their majority to do the right thing, now is such a time. If Chuck Schumer is not willing to kill the filibuster to protect abortion rights, he is the wrong person to be majority leader.

[Marquelle Davian McKean @TheQuantumPanda]

The perfect superhero actor: "Chris Evans plus Chris Hemsworth plus Chris Pratt plus Chris Pine." Created with: https://t.co/DCZbiPAJ89 via @artflow_ai

[Marquelle Davian McKean @TheQuantumPanda]

My only complaint about #Hawkeye so far: if "Rogers: The Musical" is a Broadway smash hit, why does it look like they have a lower costume budget than a suburban high school?

[Marquelle Davian McKean @TheQuantumPanda]

@elgoonishshive @Hiveworks Love Grace's face in panel three! (Panel one, not so much. It hurts to see Grace look that depressed.)

[Marquelle Davian McKean @TheQuantumPanda]

@elgoonishshive @Hiveworks Just wanted to let you know that I'm really enjoying this #elgoonishshive flashback between Tedd and Arthur, and my respect for Arthur is increasing with each page.
Which is actually starting to scare me…

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What idiot decided to hold the #SuperBowl one week before #ValentinesDay? That’s two consecutive Sundays that my food order will take forever to be delivered.

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Full truth. https://t.co/10IxQXSOFo

[Marquelle Davian McKean @TheQuantumPanda]

After watching the latest #WandaVision episode, I have just one thing to say to Wanda: Don't you DARE do anything to Darcy.