The Queen

All tweets should be read with a very high pitched whiney English accent and are for my amusement only

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@CBCNews Is he going to job this one out to another one of his rich cronies

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@HuffPostCanada You gotta be joking we just handed a billion dollars to the con artists formerly known as Kielburger family - what the hell is wrong with this country

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@CTVNews Oh how I long for the old days when Mel Blanc played everyone in the Looney Tunes universe

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@Reuters What colour are the Simpson’s ?

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@TorontoStar I wonder if the discipline involved leather and spankings - oh I hope there’s video coverage of it and it’s available online

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@hscoffield @TorontoStar According to the governments own numbers It’s not finding it’s way to 70% of all businesses

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@blogTO @hectoravasquez Just like in the Dawn of the Dead the zombies keep coming back to the mall

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@CBCNews One of the best things you can do stop buying stuff you don’t need

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@CBCAlerts Do you think they have one that says blackface lives mater

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@CP24 I think it’s much to young to start this- in grade 1 they hardly know how many hands it requires to masterbate or how many the genders there are and which one they may prefer to identify as - please let’s focus on the important things in life

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@globeandmail Trade her for our two Canadian prisoners

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@TorontoStar Yeah he said hey Canada I don’t need you stinking etalk job - as long I can go to the red carpet and interview stars I’m happy

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@SUGARBABYRARA I don’t like seaworld or zoos the animals scare me - I don’t think many of them are truly vegans - I think they are sizing me up for dinner

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@CTVToronto What gap we paid teachers full pay and benefits since March 15 to teach our kds at home is the union trying to say that the teachers didn’t do their jobs

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@CTVNews I got news for people he was playing a part in a show - he’s what you might refer to as an actor in a fictional show -hate to break to it you but in real life there is no 30 Rock, Robert Downey jr is not Kirk Lazarus or Ironman and Wakanda is not a real city in Africa as well

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@CAMHnews @uoftmedicine Maybe you should try installing a lock on your front doors that could keep some your clients and the public safe instead of using the police to find your lost patients

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@CityNews It’s hard to beat a trip to mall for all out fun and enjoyment

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@TorontoStar Probably the main thing she came away with its best to say nothing unless asked and even then just keep apologizing for everything that ever happened in the past starting from letting that damn snake into the garden up until the most recent news story on CBC on anything

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@CTVToronto And if the ratings tank will that be blamed of racism

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@QPCamera @CityNews Welcome to the circus we call Toronto where the clowns are in charge