I found out that one my coworkers brushes her teeth after lunch (to have nice breath when wearing a mask) and honestly I understand why she got employee of the month.
Don’t quote me cause I’m not sure, but there’s maybe a 120% chance that this 5 year old I’m taking care of peed on the floor cause he was trying to go without using his hands.
2000: Fear of Y2K
2004: Facebook is created
2008: Stock market crashed
2012: Fear of the end of the world
2016: We don’t talk about it
2020: Covid-19
All I’m sayin’ is can we really trust leap years?
Friends, I just wanna put this out there; I don’t care if we haven’t talked in a day, a month, or even years. If you ever need to tag someone in a comment to enter in a giveaway, feel free to [at] me.
Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.
#HappyCanadaDay 🇨🇦
Since I’m unable to access my NSLSC account, does that mean my student debt no longer exists?
^The ultimate “*scans item, no price appears*; ‘Oh, it must be free!’” moment
@mulaney The chances of you seeing this are slim, but I wrote you a thing based off of something you said in Kid Gorgeous. Have a look if you want, I can't force you.
https://t.co/yDLaalCePw
Had a dream where me and 2 other girls who don’t really swim had to decide who got to join a swim team... Lets just say it probably won’t be a good swim team.
Love that I have to write an online midterm on my campus that has shawty wifi connection and then drive back home after a blizzard. #TodayIsNotMyDay#ThisYearIsNotMyYear