ESSENTIAL D.C.

Rhyme maker. Risk taker. Teacher of lessons. Laugher at my own jokes. #88

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@DavidCr14113770

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USPS went ti 💩 when @DonMcIntosh59 retired. Not a good one left. #StolenElection

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🙋🏻‍♂️

[Keith Redding @keithredding]

Who’s drinking? #debates

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#WriteIn #RideAlong

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You must not know any Alabama, Auburn, or Florida fans.

It’s obvious you don’t live in SEC country.

[gabb @gabbgoudy]

if you cannot be friends with someone because of their sports teams...please seek help.

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Bo Nix spiked it backward 😂 😂 😂 😂 SHOULDA BEEN RULED A FUMBLE.

We firing Gus or loving Gus this week? HAHAHAHA

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Hope Gus beats Bama again to extend that contract 😂 😂 😂

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WAP

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You know the pitcher was about to tag him in the face with the ball too. This is just about the only reason my teams ever practiced bunting. Back in my day baseball was a contact sport. Now if you hit Grand Slams with a big lead public opinion forces apology. #pitiful

[Stirrups Now! @uniformcritic]

1974: Lenny Randle is thrown at then bunts so he can tackle the pitcher...

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They always thought 88 was an insider. Now they know. #MyGoodFriendDanny

[Danny Sheridan @DannySheridan1]

@TheQuotableDC I'd make Clemson & Ala as co-favorites at 4:1

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At least now we don’t have to hear “SEC Bias” when Alabama, Georgia, and Auburn are all in the top 5.

@DannySheridan1 whats the latest odds for NCAA football champion?

#88ForADollarOnTheDawgs

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You can call me king turd up here on shit mountain

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Hey @CoachGusMalzahn

[Keith Redding @keithredding]

Do not show this to Gus

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Pretty sure if they gave me 9 innings I could strike out 10 Braves. #MasterOftheK

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That face you make when your beer goggles wear off the next morning

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Just played beer-pong for the first time. This is my sport. #BPHallofFameDC

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

“Hey, dad, who was the best athlete in the world when you were a kid?”

“You see that slutty grandma over there?”

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Or two...

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Time for a brew