Unholy Meat Obelisk

To touch grass or not to touch grass... that is the question

[Unholy Meat Obelisk @TheREALFancyJ]

@NanaIDPEACEB Cosmic horrors beyond our comprehension wrapped in a delicious tortilla

[Ebekue Dike (Onye odinaka) @Dera_Dan_]

This video keeps cracking me up..😂😂

[rebecca @babyybeckz]

Asked my husband if he thinks nathan fucked elizabeth holmes and he told me to settle down

[yatharth @golu_molu_bacha]

odysseus (me) arriving back in ithaca (my flat) after the odyssey (work) and seeing penelope (my pc)

[Chaos Crave @ChaosCrave_]

George Lucas is reportedly lobbying for Christopher Nolan to direct a standalone STAR WARS: DARTH VADER film.

Hayden Christensen is reportedly attached to lead the project, marking his return to the suit for an R-rated, dark-fantasy exploration of the Sith Lord’s peak Imperial era.

[Dotcom📟🌐 @Y2K_DOTCOM]

“Dad what was RuneScape like back in 2006”

[Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GraniteDhuine]

I love using the phrase "vice versa". Fuck you. I'm not saying all that again in reverse.

Big shoutout to etcetera too. What am I, the listing things fairy? Use your imagination.

[δяеш @awndrezawndrez]

Kirkiversary is in 6 days and I still haven’t found my kirkentine 💔

[Dylan Park-Pettiford @dyllyp]

Warm up the guillotines. It’s time.

[hotdogs water @pikwimin_]

"when leftists say they want free healthcare, it includes euthanising right wingers"

[Unholy Meat Obelisk @TheREALFancyJ]

@stacycay Weird Al slander is not acceptable in these parts

[jet @no1krakonroller]

can you leave me alone

[Alec Gunter 🇵🇸 @PunishedAG]

You do not take your sister's feelings into account a single time in this post and that is the problem.

[hunter @3gpmh]

haven’t had sex in months they’re gonna build a spirit halloween inside me

[Unholy Meat Obelisk @TheREALFancyJ]

They're doing this to me at work tomorrow

[Toby 🛩️ @303SnowWolf]

These idiots don’t even merge, they just roll down the on ramp at 30mph and look at traffic like this

[Unholy Meat Obelisk @TheREALFancyJ]

@__inmyPocket Bruh 😭

[Major League Soccer @MLS]

Average Evander worldie. WOW 😱

[👻rodrick🎃 @sexyheffley04]

if i were a manager i’d let my employees goof off and dick around while i sit in the back office and abuse substances

[Culer @Cubaculer]

THEY EDITED TRUMP OUT 😭😭😭😭😭😭