if you live in Texas and i know your name, then i can pull your address up in two minutes using your county’s appraisal district website using a lookup by owner name.
if you’re a homeowner, then your address is essentially public information
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Please arrive at your appointment 15 minutes early so you can fill out the same forms you filled out online and then be asked the same questions when the doctor actually sees you.
For the first time yesterday, I experienced the new @alamodrafthouse QR code ordering system and I can tell you it’s truly awful. Rather than making ordering food and drink more efficient, it actually adds steps to the process AND if you want to order additional items during the film you HAVE to open your phone. No, your cute reference to that irony in your How To Alamo video doesn’t negate how ridiculous this is. Please don’t cut corners with your staff and revert back to physical menus and order cards.
Turns out, if you get good grades and learn to hold your sh*t together because you're not supposed to cause a scene,
you can raw dog ADHD until Perimenopause sends you into a full-blown Menty B.
A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus spilled its load leaving New York.
Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, surprised, dumbfounded, flabbergasted, confounded, astonished, and numbed.
We are thinking of the entire KitKat team. Please give them a break during this difficult time
In unrelated news, we will be swapping out our LEGO Airport for a candy airport
It turns out, when news outlets actually challenge the Trump administration in court, they win.
After @NYTimes sued the Pentagon over its ridiculous loyalty pledge, a federal judge struck down the restrictions as violating the First Amendment.
Watch @TrevorTimm explain.