The Rachelest Rachel | 🥂 | Big Side-eye Energy

News Junkie. Caught awards a couple of times. Gen X. Bitchy. She/Her. EEAAO. HotD. GoT. The Expanse. Can't even.

[Skep Chef @ii_analyze]

if you live in Texas and i know your name, then i can pull your address up in two minutes using your county’s appraisal district website using a lookup by owner name.

if you’re a homeowner, then your address is essentially public information

[Olivia Messer @OliviaMesser]

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[Abby Heugel @AbbyHasIssues]

Please arrive at your appointment 15 minutes early so you can fill out the same forms you filled out online and then be asked the same questions when the doctor actually sees you.

[The Rachelest Rachel | 🥂 | Big Side-eye Energy @TheRachelest]

@SpectrumNews1TX Near Menchaca and Slaughter

[The Rachelest Rachel | 🥂 | Big Side-eye Energy @TheRachelest]

@SpectrumNews1TX this is near Menchaca and Slaughter

[Elijah Wood @elijahwood]

For the first time yesterday, I experienced the new @alamodrafthouse QR code ordering system and I can tell you it’s truly awful. Rather than making ordering food and drink more efficient, it actually adds steps to the process AND if you want to order additional items during the film you HAVE to open your phone. No, your cute reference to that irony in your How To Alamo video doesn’t negate how ridiculous this is. Please don’t cut corners with your staff and revert back to physical menus and order cards.

[The Rachelest Rachel | 🥂 | Big Side-eye Energy @TheRachelest]

Just one? 🧐

[Winter Is Coming @WiCnet]

Aemond Targaryen is definitely a character to keep an eye on in #HouseOfTheDragon season 3 ⚔👀

[g 🌊 @wkndupdater]

bro ur telling me THE POPE quoted LORD OF THE RINGS in an ANTI AI MESSAGE and we ARENT getting stephen colbert’s take on it????

[David Benedict 🏳️‍🌈🕎 @eggsbened]

There are days when I miss being an editor and I particularly loved writing headlines. Whoever did this, I hope they took the rest of the day off.

[𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 @Be_like_legend]

Turns out, if you get good grades and learn to hold your sh*t together because you're not supposed to cause a scene,
you can raw dog ADHD until Perimenopause sends you into a full-blown Menty B.

[The Rachelest Rachel | 🥂 | Big Side-eye Energy @TheRachelest]

@SpectrumNews1TX near Ben White and Banister Lane

[The Rachelest Rachel | 🥂 | Big Side-eye Energy @TheRachelest]

@SpectrumNews1TX Near Ben White and Banister Lane

[Paul Rees. ex Rucksack. @HannahIamthest1]

A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus spilled its load leaving New York.
Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, surprised, dumbfounded, flabbergasted, confounded, astonished, and numbed.

[The Rachelest Rachel | 🥂 | Big Side-eye Energy @TheRachelest]

@dennispkelly https://t.co/Ld5Dt2VPA3

[Brown Eyed Susan @smc429]

LOL! Who did this one?😅

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

great news for fans of omens and portents

[The Rachelest Rachel | 🥂 | Big Side-eye Energy @TheRachelest]

@poorlycatdraw Happy Birthday! 🎂

[Dulles Airport (IAD) @Dulles_Airport]

We are thinking of the entire KitKat team. Please give them a break during this difficult time

In unrelated news, we will be swapping out our LEGO Airport for a candy airport

[KITKAT @KITKAT]

Regarding recent press coverage

[Michelle_BYoung @michelle_byoung]

You know the rule…

[Freedom of the Press Foundation @FreedomofPress]

It turns out, when news outlets actually challenge the Trump administration in court, they win.

After @NYTimes sued the Pentagon over its ridiculous loyalty pledge, a federal judge struck down the restrictions as violating the First Amendment.

Watch @TrevorTimm explain.