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Go follow @BoundlessFacts #FF

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@Silent_Night18 Here's Redneckmilita's drink for tonight xD http://t.co/ragaQaJ9YL

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Every follower LISTEN UP! I have a twitter now for my gaming channel, check me out! @Redneckmilitia

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Jake Clevinger - http://t.co/lZaeWbzer8

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Useless Fact #1: It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. #UselessFacts

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@Glitchables they are all fake just so you know.

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One day I kinda want to steal a doughnut truck and go on a high-speed chase just so on the news everyone would laugh.

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@Eminem Can't wait for the new album!

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@OMGitsAliA #AliArmy The AliArmy should have a house party at ur place Ali. :P

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A legal question: If you kill someone but they turn into a zombie can you still get charged with murder?

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Trying to looks at a sideways photo and the phone keeps flipping it 90 degrees the OTHER way. #FirstWorldProblems

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I'd rather baptize a cat than tell a woman to "Calm Down". #FirstWorldProblems

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@machinegunkelly We want you to come to Georgia!

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#KeepClamAnd #KILL #IT #WITH #FIRE

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Roses are Red,
Twitter is Blue,
You look bangable,
So I'll follow you
#Twitter #poems #Bitches

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I have absolutly no idea how porcupines fuck. #Fuck #Logic

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Protect your Slytherin so you don't get Hogwarts while you're in her Chamber of Secrets.

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Malcolm: "Ahh, the spirit got me! Why do you have your hands on by balls?" Chip: "I'm protecting them from the spirits." #AHauntedHouseParty

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Eveyone who hasn't seen "Haunted House" go watch it ASAP. I about pissed myself watching it last night. #HauntedHouse #Laughing4Hours #ROFL