Ralphisms

RJ #enoughsaid #puns #playonwords

[Ralphisms @TheRalphisms]

I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
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[Shaun King @shaunkinger]

@TheRalphisms people are making #apocalypse likes theres no tomorrow...

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He avoided funerals because he was not a mourning person #ralphism

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I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy #ralphism

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People have many misconceptions about pregnancy. #ralphisms

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The best way to communicate with a fish is to drop them a line. #ralphisms

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Jokes about German sausage are the wurst #ralphisms

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Don't trust people that do acupuncture, they're back stabbers. #ralphism

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When they bought a water bed, the couple started to drift apart. #ralphism

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With her marriage she got a new name and a dress. #ralphism

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It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers. #ralphism

[WhatGetsMyDickHard @whatgetsmydhard]

@TheRalphisms sooner guy just compared me to Hitler, I did Nazi that coming.