Big Meech

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

TRENDING: Kansas City #Chiefs first-round cornerback Mansoor Delane posted this video on his social media with his girlfriend.

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Delane signed a four-year, 41 million dollar fully guaranteed rookie contract.

Living his best life.

[Alok Kumar @Alokkumarzz]

Bill Ackman literally gave a 44-minute masterclass that explains money better than any business school.

[Blissful✨ @ghostinheel]

How can I file a divorce for someone else?😭😭😭😂

[Washingtons ghost @washghost1]

This is trippy. This family were staying in an Airbnb and found a picture of themselves on the wall. Ignore the crown

[Fixed Income Guy (top 0.1% on bloomberg) @FICMBondTrader]

I was out with my client yesterday. Very private but large FO manager

He is 62 but looks 42. (Pic for ref)

I asked what’s his routine for staying so sharp

He replied

“Banging 20yr old girls”

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

The most popular names of children born in major cities:

🇯🇵 Tokyo - Ao
🇺🇸 New York - Noah
🇬🇧 London - Mohammed
🇬🇧 Manchester - Mohammed
🇩🇪 Berlin - Mohammed
🇧🇪 Brussels - Mohammed
🇳🇱 Amsterdam - Mohammed
🇳🇱 The Hague - Mohammed

Remigration can simply fix this.

[Howard Mortman @HowardMortman]

#RIP Lindsey Graham ...
He set up Elena Kagan's famous "Like all Jews I was probably at a Chinese restaurant" on Christmas line that slayed her 2010 SCOTUS nomination hearing ...

[Leo Kearse - see me on tour! Links in bio @LeoKearse]

Not looking forward to Norwegians rioting in London tonight.

I'm assuming the Norwegians will riot because all people are exactly the same no matter where they're from.

[Callum @AkkadSecretary]

Spoke to a Boomer American today about 2008 crisis, she explained how her pension was not effected.

'I had a pension where if the market went down they had to pay you the loss out of their pocket, they don't have those anymore ahaha'

Just looked at her like this

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

if you showed me this tweet a year ago

[Michael Malice @michaelmalice]

Mitch McConnell is spinning in his grave

[Tom Shattuck @tomshattuck]

Great thinker. Excellent during Clinton impeachment. A great talent. I’ll miss him

[Washingtons ghost @washghost1]

The meal of kings

[FischerKing @FischerKing64]

Norway has 5.6 million people. It would be fun if a country that is smaller than NYC won the World Cup. They’ve also produced Magnus Carlsen - arguably the best chess player ever.

I’m sure Trump was thinking all this when he said he wanted more people from Norway over Haiti.

[Joe Rogan Podcast News @joeroganhq]

Stephen A. Smith: "The borders needed to be CLOSED. [Trump] was RIGHT to do that... when you let anywhere from 12 to 15 million people cross the border illegally... Emergency efforts were necessary."

[Milford Daily News @milforddaily]

The Guggenheim Museum is among 31 NYC buildings where cooling towers tested positive for Legionella during a Legionnaires’ disease investigation. https://t.co/AyWWMJDiHz

[Andrew Follett @AndrewCFollett]

After 9/11, the bipartisan consensus was "fight them over there so we don't have to fight them over here."

Then, Democrats realized they could import voters...

[Abomination @Abomination81]

My mother thinks a 5% loan on $10,000 car means you will have to pay back $10,500.

I literally don't know how Boomers made it this far.

[Alicia🦎👁‍🗨🪐🌘 ⬛️ (Doctor) @hollowearthterf]

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