Randy Ketch 🍁 Parody 🍁

Well, uh, my name is Randy, rogue Canadian Man of Letters. || Twin Brother: @HauntedKetch Sister: @DHanscum || #ParodyAccount (32y/o writer) #EndlessRoadRP

[Randy Ketch 🍁 Parody 🍁 @TheRandyKetch]

"Don't mistake my kindness for weakness. I'm still very dangerous."

🇨🇦 EndlessRoadRP OC
🇨🇦 Former Canadian MOL
🇨🇦 Descriptive / Literate
🇨🇦 Trigger Warning: Violence, MC
🇨🇦 Twin to @HauntedKetch
🇨🇦 Full time Hunter

[Randy Ketch 🍁 Parody 🍁 @TheRandyKetch]

Randy's Truck, a k.a. Rust Bucket

[Randy Ketch 🍁 Parody 🍁 @TheRandyKetch]

"Don't mistake my kindness for weakness. I'm still very dangerous."

🇨🇦 EndlessRoadRP OC
🇨🇦 Former Canadian MOL
🇨🇦 Descriptive / Literate
🇨🇦 Trigger Warning: Violence, MC
🇨🇦 Twin to @HauntedKetch
🇨🇦 Full time Hunter

[Randy Ketch 🍁 Parody 🍁 @TheRandyKetch]

The energy of Randy Ketch

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@NRS78854966 @jaistiel @TheCW @netflix // Oh it is?? Good good good. And yeah, least until they can get good shows on their own again. Oof

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// HEY! Check it out! A friend of mine wrote a pretty cool solo. Let's give 'em some love, eh?

[𝓔vangeline. @AintYourBitch_]

Call It My Sad Birthday

Read: https://t.co/e4JB6hjLwA

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Juni stating that Ellie and the Hounds were gone, along with her weapons and med supplies.

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#EndlessRoadRP

Everyone had been getting ready to go, with Greed being the next Senator on their list. Angel blades had been found and melted down to make bullets, so now it was just a matter of gathering everyone, gathering their gear, and heading out.

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You idiot." He said as he rushed around to make sure and noticed weapons were gone, the med supplies, and treats for the Hounds. He pushed his hands through his hair, "Fuck . . .!" He said as he bolted out of the RV.

He sent a mass text to Arthur, Donna, Max, Dahlia, and

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@JuniperMay4 He took the tea bags and looked them over, "I'm sure they'll really appreciate this, hon." He said with a smile. He slowly backed up, then looked around at the survivors, "Probably give it ta them, first." He nodded, then waved and started out to get tea ready for everyone.

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@JuniperMay4 having a silent panic attack, I gotta talk ta Donna about next steps."

He moved up to hug her again, "I really owe ya one, Juni. Thank you."

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@JuniperMay4 He sighed and wrapped his arm around her, hugging her from the side briefly, "Imma do my damnedest to make sure we don't."

He hopped off of the table and stretched his arms and back, "Speakin' of . . . I need to get back into this. With Ellie hurtin' and Archie probably

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@JuniperMay4 destructive streak as soon as possible, ya know."

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@JuniperMay4 He tried to chuckle with her, but it only came out as a hard breath,

"One day at a time." He said lightly, "Plus I got alla you guys." He finally chuckled briefly, "We just gotta remind Ellie a that. But first we gotta get rid a these Senators. Get her off of this

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@JuniperMay4 His heart dropped at the mention of Ellie and a sad expression paved across his face,

"No one can compare grief, but when I lost Lee I tore myself away from the world and wanted ta just either away in the dark. Sometimes I still do, but I never follow through with it."

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@JuniperMay4 He lightly slapped her on the shoulder, "An' I wish my body was made a titanium." He shrugged and looked out through the med bay, "Can't always get what we want, eh? Just gotta work with what we got."

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@JuniperMay4 he just kept comin'." He explained, exhausted from just thinking about the battle.

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@JuniperMay4 He looked at her with half a blank stare, "Uhm, yeah." He chuckled, but soon his face dropped, "If this is all that came back . . . Juni we went in with over twenty hunters. An' nine a us came back. Heck, I got tossed around like a dang basketball. We laid INTO that guy and

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@JuniperMay4 one, fer sure." He chuckled, "We really gotta stop meetin' like this." He added as he ran a hand through his hair, "Hey, ehm . . . ya see Archie er Ellie anywhere?" He asked, still looking around.

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@JuniperMay4 He leaned away and swung his legs off of the table, but still sat on the edge as he was letting his body get used to moving around again. He glanced around the med bay and saw the few numbers they had. He briefly saw Donna, but didn't see Arthur or Ellie,

"Well I'll owe ya

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