Randy Tart

Football has been identified as my mistress, want to be Ron Swanson when I grow up. Go Blue!

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@PeteHegseth @DeptofWar @AnthropicAI You are a CUCK

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@AlbertBreer He is PETE ROSE coming out of college! The idea that this guy gets drafted before the 7th round, if at all, blows my mind! I truly don’t want to shade him, but rehabbed or not - he is a risk to your team not being shaved someday…

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@JasonLaCanfora Doubt it… I wish the human all of the success in the world, and I won’t shade someone for having a gambling habit. Diagnosed and treated, or not, if I am a GM staring at a potential Pete Rose-like history in college, what’s to say his addiction can’t come back and repeat?

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@RapidResponse47 @POTUS @kaitlancollins Yeah, @StevenCheung47 This is her being “bodied.” Give me a fucking break. Your fuehr is throwing a temper tantrum and needs his diaper changed

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@geoffschwartz Guy just openly admitted that he’s not above gambling on his own team, addiction or not. He’s going undrafted

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@StevenCheung47

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@SpeakerJohnson You are a CUCK

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@ReichlinMelnick The mud that pigs bathe in is @StevenCheung47 bath water

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@RapidResponse47 Nahhhh, @Reuters has more credibility than you @StevenCheung47

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@karolineleavitt You forgot to thank your fuehrer

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@RapidResponse47 How can you look at the American voter and not think we are fucking stupid with this bullshit? It is absolutely fucking clear that this administration doesn’t have a CLUE what foreign policy is or how to effectively communicate amongst itself!

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@woodwardsports @Lions @NFL We do NOT. I’m aware of the Madden Covet curse, aren’t you?!?!

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@WhiteHouse That’s a “hell no” from me and anyone with an IQ above single digits

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@F0ODHub Get me a bib

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@TorraineWalker He has the most beautiful family! He has EVERYTHING to be proud of!

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Hail to the Champions!

[Michigan Men's Basketball @umichbball]

The Kings of College Basketball 〽️

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First rule of becoming a Lion is you don’t talk about becoming a Lion publicly, Kay

[Kay Adams @heykayadams]

Lions

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@amirsears1_ @ethanmmcdowell

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@BrendanCarrFCC Hey: FUCK YOU 🖕🏼

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@KariLake Just a reminder: you’re a fool and not even your own fuehrer takes you seriously