A nice thing about playing 6am golf is everyone playing at that hour really loves golf and plays ready golf and keeps/sets a fast pace.
No one is playing golf at 6am because they have all day. You’re out there at 6am for a reason.
It’s that time of the year when a Midwesterner sees the current temperature outside is 75° but stop to question whether that’s 75° in a 90° way or 75° in a 60° way.
Texts from Locked on Gators host Brandon Olsen
"The GOAT Trey Smack"
"I'd die for him."
"He's a lunatic."
So that's all the scouting report I need, frankly.
Pretty cool we get to speedrun the collapse of the American Empire because American voters elected a fat megalomaniacal salesman twice in retaliation for Amazon casting too many black elves in their Lord of the Rings prequel.
Today I played a $40 golf course as a single and got paired with 3 random golfers. Had a blast. I love doing this and can’t recommend it enough.
Ted: Senior Designer on World of Warcraft —-> early retirement.
Rob: Drank a large Modelo that wiped him out. Currently getting “screwed over by several contractors.”
Neil: Jolly old English lad. 14 months sober.
Great line from Cameron Young in his post-round interview with Fred Albers on @SiriusXMPGATOUR:
Albers: "It seems like every hole on this course asks a question..."
Young: "Yeah, how do you want to make a 6?"