TheRealFakeNews

The words have been thrown about too much. "Fake News" is apparently every News Channel that exists. And we are here to state that this is as fake as we are.

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About to enter Ghost Phase. See you all on an episode of Scooby Doo or something

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@TheDailyShow I wish I was Trevor's hair.

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@jonstewart Then they fried him. Poor spud

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Let's start a conspiracy, people. How does everybody feel about Heavy weight Champ "Boston Strong Boy" John L. Sullivan ?

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@PaulVirzi Because they did see that it's actually imPORTant

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@LastWeekTonight Me too! Break me off a piece of that Wit Brit bar (though he is more a jerky but what evs) #favoritemeat

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I never knew the inside of my neighbor's trunk was so cozy! Now what is his surprise for me? #Wednesdayvibe

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We are finally ready to move on from the annoying orange and go back to telling the news. Here is the next head line..... Turtles are really just abandoned pet rocks......nailed it. #NewsUpdate

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@ItzDatShortStuf That sucks

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@nytimes For a second there I thought he had a fez on. Shriners are coming!

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@TheDailyShow Dang, Karen failed at getting the manager so now is trying to get rid of him. #KarenGoneWild

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@elhoward11 @TheDailyShow Explains why he didn't read his teleprompter (aka couldn't)

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@JohnCleese Probably also written in crayon. You know, knock off thank you letters.

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@TheDailyShow Says the guy who was late to the Jonestown Kool aid Party.

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At first we were afraid, we were petrified
Kept thinking we could never live without you within our sight
But then we spent so many nights thinking how you did us wrong
And we grew strong
And we learned how to get along

#ByeTrump

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I feel like Bill Murray in groundhogs day. Ok if all goes well tomorrow, we will be gone for good. We are here because of Trumpy and that's all. Please stop bringing us back like the shitty reincarnations of DC movies. #ByeByeTrump #downforgood

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@ballychohanland Crazy some of them really look like Nazis when in their original form. Reincarnation?

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@PreetBharara Because it's the "greatest party ever" Eve. Of course virtually but much is to be celebrated

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@DinoRay Stupid fingers making me look bad

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@DinoRay Because the Can