allison driskill

writer, performer, genius.

[allison driskill @TheRealADri]

really fucked up that 2/3rds of Fleetwood Mac are British and yet the guy named Lindsey Buckingham is somehow one of the American ones

[Fat Lenny @FatLennyLJS]

Anyone got more of these

[allison driskill @TheRealADri]

I’ll never get over Renaissance losing AOTY to Harry’s House. The disrespect.

[TheYoncéHub @yoncecapital]

Renaissance samples

[exciting!!excellent!!🇵🇸✨ @superexcitebike]

buying a concert ticket means you should be allowed to go up on the stage and take the instruments away from the performers and bring them home with you for free

[allison driskill @TheRealADri]

Source!

https://t.co/PMOPgewHfL

[allison driskill @TheRealADri]

There is actual reporting about Ariana in Wicked triggering people’s eating disorders

[#1 rachel amber defender ♰ @swiftyandbabyc]

i understand the perspective of not wanting to talk about women's bodies in a negative way, but when you're a role model for millions of girls, it gets to a point where it's extremely dangerous to pretend like this is normal and attack anyone who raises concerns with it

[cav empty @cavempty_]

trebuchet seemed like a good investment at first so i got one for what I thought was a great price but guess what, turns out it only can launch boulders from the same company that sold me the trebuchet because of some proprietary bs and it’s a monthly boulder subscription service

[josh @joshypooper]

you’re laughing. i told you a joke and you’re laughing. i love you

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

The snake stares at my closet, “Hey man, why u own so many onesies? You’re fucking 40!” I try to explain they’re socks but the other snakes are laughing too hard to hear. I wake up in a cold sweat. I shake my wife awake. “I need our label mak—” She cuts me off, “It won’t help. Snakes can’t read.”

[Kip Conlon @kipconlon]

“Spelunker.” Such a funny word. Anyway, have they found your husband yet?

[vost @foolibuster]

team call

[no earthquake (ear flu victim) @no_earthquake]

girl with a stepping in the same river fetish:

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

(leaked 911 call I made as my friend was being mauled to death by a chimpanzee) This chimp is bad news

[The Outbursts Of Everett True Files @john34766308]

The Missoula Sentinel
June 3,1911

[allison driskill @TheRealADri]

@turntineforwhat did they think it was a costume party

[Rika Uindou @uindourika]

The left is doing everything in their power to prevent you from seeing this. This completely destroys their entire narrative.

[Meggy @igetsoinspired]

Doesn’t matter at all

[allison driskill @TheRealADri]

@mattrum91 Agreed! Thank you for the respectful discussion and I wish you all the best with your beans on toast, etc. 🫶

[allison driskill @TheRealADri]

Losing my fucking mind attempting to unlock what a British person conceptualizes when seeing the letter R

[Paul's Psychic Artilleryman 🟡🟡🟡🟡🛰️🟡 @ironcrakka]

really funny linguistic feature here is non-rhoticity causing brits to hallucinate Rs jn phonetic spelling

[allison driskill @TheRealADri]

@BurdockNewt @mattrum91 That was my mistake; I thought the point was transcribing “Darth” in a non-rhotic accent, which to me sounds closer to the open sound of “goth” than the flat American A in “bath.”