Alan Lyne

Software Engineer & Cyclist
Y = λf.(λx.f (x x)) (λx.f (x x))
All thoughts are my own... or something like that anyway.

[Shamrock Rovers FC @ShamrockRovers]

🟢 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗘𝗧𝗜𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡 🟢

We’re giving away 2 tickets to our Champions League Qualifier in Tallaght on Tuesday night ☘️

To enter, simply retweet this tweet 👍🏼

𝙏𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙩𝙨 𝙧𝙚𝙢𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙖𝙫𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙪𝙮 𝙫𝙞𝙖 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙠 𝙗𝙚𝙡𝙤𝙬 👇

🎟️ https://t.co/uNwIhNMgGV

#RoversInEurope

[Hannibal Lecter's Spiny Feline Phallus @FelixFanfaron]

What the FUCK I was expecting just a silly little way to pass the time, not to be BAWLING MY EYES OUT

@chrizmillr @philiplord you can't keep getting away with this, stop being involved in movies that make me cry

Highly recommend, it doesn't patronise any serious topics for kids

[Alan Lyne @TheRealAlanLyne]

Hey @BlueJayvideos

[Daniel Lambert @dlLambo]

Is this the same Christopher Duffy?

If so he has no place in any civilised society let alone being a spokesperson for anything.

[David W. Higgins @higginsdavidw]

Some crucial observations by @gavreilly. A shame he isn't on this platform anymore.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Resign now, you racist slob.

[Benji Naesen @BenjiNaesen]

I'm sorry but it's hard to see people lie about how legal immigration to the United Kingdom works, and say nothing about it.

I am a legal immigrant to the UK. In 2023, I had to spent roughly £5,000 for a 2.5 years visa, NHS surcharge, biometric appointment and language tests.

I will have to spend £4,000 this year, to extend my visa by another 2.5 years, after which, I'll need to pay again for indefinite leave-to-remain.

On top of that, as a legal immigrant, I am understandably required to pay taxes, national insurance and can NOT claim benefits.

This on-going myth that legal immigrants are free-loading on UK taxpayers is complete bullshit. If anything, I'm subsidising them.

My legal immigrant ass is a net benefit to your country.

[Alan Lyne @TheRealAlanLyne]

@rockets_cycling Where's our Irish national champion jersey 👀

[Nick Knudsen 🇺🇸 @NickKnudsenUS]

🚨Holy Sh*t🚨

MAGA has tried everything to stop this ad from being aired.

Because ICE is not only kidnapping citizens. Now it's MURDER in Minneapolis

Share this video & follow the ad's creator, @_joejacobson_ since Twitter BANNED his org for exposing the truth!

[dominic dyer @domdyer70]

These people are cruel monsters not guardians of the countryside

[Alan Lyne @TheRealAlanLyne]

@Eircode @winterxoldier

[Ciara ⁷ ✨ 🧈 @minimyg_]

Cluchies and trad Music. Jesus I love Ireland #LateLateToyShow

[Alan Lyne @TheRealAlanLyne]

@ODEONHelp Hi, for tonight's members screening of Christie, there is no option for limitless tickets? This is in Ireland and seems to be for every cinema.

[StickyBottle.com 💚 🚲 @sticky_bottle]

This bike was stolen and then immediately offered for sale on a named person’s Snapchat account, resulting in two Garda searches in Dublin

Irish club cyclist’s €10,000 bike stolen, immediately on sale on Snapchat

https://t.co/LLyiyUACOu

[Alan Lyne @TheRealAlanLyne]

@ODEONHelp Sent thanks!

[Alan Lyne @TheRealAlanLyne]

@ODEONHelp my odeon app has not been working for the past week. Running on a pixel 8 with latest firmware. Tried to remove and install the app again but I get the same error attached.

[Alan Lyne @TheRealAlanLyne]

@sticky_bottle It's great for the wealthier side of the community but I feel it's ignoring the less affluent side of the community. Cycling has always been a rich person's sport, but this doesn't do much to help.or change that.

[Bas Tietema @BasTietema]

Please like this tweet to convince @Devinvdw (and Rory) that this should be his new national championship jersey!🍀

[Unibet Rose Rockets @rockets_cycling]

We can’t wait to show you this design 😍

🤝 Welcome Rory. We can’t wait to see you in this kit! 🇮🇪