Alisha 🌻

22 • Gamer • Veterinary Technician • Professional Over-thinker • T.H❤️

[Alisha 🌻 @TheRealAlishaa_]

You know when you let your mans cum in your ass and then later when you’re at home, you shit out his little spermy babies and then you realize how romantic it is knowing a part of him was inside you all day?

[Alisha 🌻 @TheRealAlishaa_]

I don’t even know where to begin… I’m at a loss of words having found out that Liam Payne has passed away. I remember when I was 11, having posters of the 1D boys on my walls, watching their video diaries, and reading their fanfics. Those 5 boys were such a big part of me..

[Jack 🇸🇻 @glossytits]

LIAM DIED AND ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS THE FIRST ONE DIRECTION REUNION BEING A FCKING FUNERAL

[Alisha 🌻 @TheRealAlishaa_]

Sabrina Carpenter and Sydney Sweeney are the same person in my head.

[𝕮𝖔𝖓𝖆𝖑 🔥 🎥 @avgmetalcoreguy]

might quit my job to focus on listening to more metalcore music

[Alisha 🌻 @TheRealAlishaa_]

I guess All Time Low wanted me to live. I guess I’ll let it side this time…
@AllTimeLow

[Alisha 🌻 @TheRealAlishaa_]

I will simply pass away if All Time Low plays Jamie All Over by Mayday Parade

[ɱąཞყ 🍓 @thevirgomaryy]

do y’all ever get super paranoid that people are just pretending to like you and you’re actually just some big inside joke that everyone is hiding from you to keep making fun of you in your face? is that a common thing?

[Alisha 🌻 @TheRealAlishaa_]

@FilmUpdates Why she sing like that tho. I can’t understand it’s like she’s mumbling

[Alisha 🌻 @TheRealAlishaa_]

Im a piggy bank, but the currency is cum

[Alisha 🌻 @TheRealAlishaa_]

@elonmusk @Not_the_Bee C R Y

[Alisha 🌻 @TheRealAlishaa_]

@ConalAnthony Kill to believe by Bleeding Through

[Alisha 🌻 @TheRealAlishaa_]

@HeshComps @PicturesFoIder It’s a doll lol. They’re students it seems

[Alisha 🌻 @TheRealAlishaa_]

Matthew Gray Gubler is the cutest thing ever wth.
@GUBLERNATION

[Alisha 🌻 @TheRealAlishaa_]

@VicksVapoRub I’m fine. I just gave it a little lick

[Alisha 🌻 @TheRealAlishaa_]

Vicks Vapo Rub does not taste as good as it smells.
Do I know this from experience? Yes. Did I eat a lot? No. I was just curious. Am I stupid? Probably.
@VicksVapoRub

[Alisha 🌻 @TheRealAlishaa_]

@spencerink Nah, not really

[Alisha 🌻 @TheRealAlishaa_]

I want @spencerink to hit me with his car.

[Alisha 🌻 @TheRealAlishaa_]

Tristan,
You have my heart, always.
I love you forever💕

[Alisha 🌻 @TheRealAlishaa_]

@Forrever_F Eh

[Alisha 🌻 @TheRealAlishaa_]

Am I the only one that doesn’t understand the Taylor Swift hype?

[Alisha 🌻 @TheRealAlishaa_]

@RonnieRadke STILL BITTER

[Alisha 🌻 @TheRealAlishaa_]

Lmfao, when @RonnieRadke blocks you on Instagram over a genuine question you asked.

I wasn’t even trying to throw shade or be a dick, I was G E N U I N E L Y curious.

Looks like I’ll be removing his music from my playlist and reselling my concert tix if he’s gon play like that