Amarfa Ribeiro Bangs

My bangs are on fleek but thats not important lets talk about my love for McDonalds and my conspiracy on dolphins outsmarting us all

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@McDonalds @PALACELONDON I need this in my McLife!!

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#McDPalaceSweepstakes I want that gold ring!!! I McLove it

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I just wrote a review on https://t.co/zzZLsWgLrd https://t.co/NrTSLgdbHO via @yotpo

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Whoever is making cheese commercials can save their money. We’re buying cheese and were never going to stop buying cheese.

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If @McDonalds doesn’t bring back the $.25 Big Mac imma cry #MacAttack #McCraving #McSavings

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If I have a daughter I’m going to name her Lizard and then she’ll get the nickname Liz and everyone will be like “oh is it short for Elizabeth?” And she will have to say “no my name is Lizard”

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People who order fajitas in restaurants just want attention. @Chilis #shouldhavegotMcDonalds

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Cop pulled me over for going 83 in a 45 ...got my name, address, insurance ... but didn’t ask for my Instagram... weird flex but ok.

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#KanyeWest probably buys erasable pens

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The way to my #McHeart has always been from double dippin and soda sippin #McDonalds

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@elonmusk I changed my name to Aflarfo.... #dealwithit

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People who are shaming my boss @elonmusk for trying to help those kids: Do you want a super villain? Cause stripping a philanthropic kabzillionair who loves to make rockets, flame throwers & clean energy of the last shred of his faith in humanity is how you get a super villain.

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The fact that we know chameleons exist means they are worthless idiot failures.

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I’m outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios #KanyeWest

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IPA's are just Pumpkin Spice Lattes for white men. #AmarfaKnowsBest

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#McDonalds #RealTalk #DoubleDippinSodaSippin #McFeast #CrushinNuggets #NuggetParty #SixPackSnack #KanyeWest

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Why are birds so annoying! Its like go away. #ThoseArentYourFrenchFries

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@McDonaldsCorp making a good #McChange right there