andrew F

[andrew F @TheRealAndini]

One side of his face being destroyed while the other is completely unscathed is just incredible.

[KAKE News @KAKEnews]

Winfield man arrested after fight at Wichita golf course, police say: https://t.co/t1ef36icb8 #KAKEnews

[andrew F @TheRealAndini]

Every bubble is an air bubble.

[andrew F @TheRealAndini]

@pupols_ @_willcompton @stoolpresidente Please share your thoughts on alcohol marketing as well.

[andrew F @TheRealAndini]

Pokémon is dog fighting.

[andrew F @TheRealAndini]

@staysavage @Dipper_pol $0.05 + $1.05 = $1.10

$0.10 + $1.10 = $1.20

[andrew F @TheRealAndini]

The Venn diagram of Mormons who eat Jell O is a circle.

[Dan McLaughlin @baseballcrank]

There's a pretty clear correlation here.

[andrew F @TheRealAndini]

Jokic

[theScore @theScore]

These eyes belong to __________. 👀

[andrew F @TheRealAndini]

What are those?

[1976 Live @50YearsAgoLive]

Eccentric billionaire Howard Hughes dies aboard a Learjet on the way to his native Houston, Texas. He was 70.

Hughes has not been seen in public since 1961, and since 1966 he has been living in the Desert Inn in Las Vegas, Nevada, and almost never leaving.

Due to his constant seclusion, he is unrecognizable in death: his hair, beard, and fingernails are long, and he weighs only 90 pounds (41kg), despite being 6’4” (193cm). He is covered in bedsores and his arms are covered in track marks from injecting himself with codeine constantly. The hospital has to use fingerprints to be sure that it is, indeed, Hughes.

[Aelfred The Great @aelfred_D]

𓅓𓂋 𓊪𓂋𓅂𓋴𓇋𓂧𓅂𓈖𓏏…

[Fasanenkahn @fasanenkahn]

Wieso muss der neue hitler so lustig sein man

[andrew F @TheRealAndini]

Uhhhh ya think?

[Bloomberg @business]

The EU made a “mistake” in turning its back on nuclear energy, Commission President Ursula von der Leyen said https://t.co/hk9goLcjMi

[andrew F @TheRealAndini]

Just had shelled pistachios for the first time. Incredible. However, much more disappointing when you have a bad nut. Still preferably a shell myself man. #effort

[andrew F @TheRealAndini]

It’s a black liquid…

[The Economist @TheEconomist]

Never before has America amassed so much firepower with so little idea of how to use it https://t.co/SNYXB1NCfh

Photo: EPA

[andrew F @TheRealAndini]

Thinking monks, clergymen, and eccentric Jews aren’t autistic…

[Clint Warren-Davey @Clint_Davey1]

Most scientific breakthroughs have been made by Catholic monks and Anglican clergymen with too much time on their hands.

Plus the occasional eccentric Jew.

The trope of scientists bring arrogant autistic atheists is a recent one and a lot of it comes from that awful show about nerds. You know the one.

[andrew F @TheRealAndini]

Fighting should be allowed in every sport.

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: Canadian curler Marc Kennedy has a meltdown after Swedish curler Oskar Eriksson called him out for cheating.

The outburst came after Eriksson accused Kennedy of double-touching the rock.

Eriksson: You're touching the rock.

Kennedy: Who is doing it?

Eriksson: It has been a couple.

Kennedy: I haven't done it once. You can f*ck off.

[andrew F @TheRealAndini]

Tired: blatant disregard for the constitution

Wired: getting very technical with the word milk

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: The Supreme Court has ruled that oat milk can no longer be called milk

[andrew F @TheRealAndini]

“Which suggests Nest cameras are always recording…” wait until this guy figures out why every app wants access to your microphone and location services.

[Max Burns @themaxburns]

The FBI retrieved this footage from Nancy Guthrie's Nest camera even though she didn't have a subscription. Which suggests Nest cameras are always recording and retaining content even when users aren't subscribed to that service.

[Alexander Rossi @AlexanderRossi]

So like do we not need ACL’s? Did big ACL bamboozle all of us?

[Mark_Sisson @Mark_Sisson]

Area man discovers "meatballs"

[Megatron @Megatron_ron]

BREAKING:

🇺🇸🇻🇪 Tonight Trump will announce WAR with Venezuela - Tucker Carlson

According to Tucker Carlson, a member of Congress has told him that Congress was briefed yesterday that a war with Venezuela is coming and that it'll be announced tonight

President Trump is due to give an address from the Oval Office at 9 PM EST.