The Real Ash Face

This is my official Twitter. I like stuff. Not all stuff. But some stuff.

[The Real Ash Face @TheRealAshFace]

So grateful to live in such a gorgeous place 😍😍😍

[The Real Ash Face @TheRealAshFace]

@LamarOdom @FOXTV @hulu Probably would have been a much better interview if there weren’t so many lies being spewed from @LamarOdom ‘s mouth. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[The Real Ash Face @TheRealAshFace]

Same!

[Sydney @sydneyelainexo]

not to be dramatic but i’m pretty sure if i didn’t get violently high & watch 90 day fiancé on sunday mornings my entire inner world would collapse

[The Real Ash Face @TheRealAshFace]

@waycools 😲😲

[Sydney @sydneyelainexo]

…it seemed like this chick on love after lockup was on her deathbed in the hospital but it just turns out her bf did ass to vag on her and gave her an infection. 💀

we are living in the golden age of television, folks.

[The Real Ash Face @TheRealAshFace]

@Hozay17 Yessssssss! I was just talking about Jacked 3D the other day. But the good kind-with meth.

[The Real Ash Face @TheRealAshFace]

@Hozay17 hahaha even better. You're brilliant!

[The Real Ash Face @TheRealAshFace]

@HotAssHollywood Oh no!!! I hope you can recover it! 🙏🏼

[The Real Ash Face @TheRealAshFace]

@thatgirlfierce 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[The Real Ash Face @TheRealAshFace]

@sydneyelainexo This is really the only advice that anyone ever needs to hear in life. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Eric Sprankle, PsyD @DrSprankle]

Make it a goal this week to learn the differences between:
• vulva and vagina
• sperm and semen
• nudity and sexualization
• political oppression and being told to wear a mask during a pandemic if you want to buy Cheetos at Costco

[Sydney @sydneyelainexo]

the tsa agent said she likes my hair & my socks & she also didn’t find my weed, 10/10 experience

[The Real Ash Face @TheRealAshFace]

If it doesn’t involve murderer documentaries and holding the couch down, it’s not happening for me today. 🤷🏻‍♀️ #adulting

[Joel Stein @thejoelstein]

Trillion dollar idea: Birthday Eve.

[The Real Ash Face @TheRealAshFace]

😂🤣

[Sydney @sydneyelainexo]

merry christmas to the guy who silently tips me all the time on onlyfans & him only

[John Berman @JohnBerman]

Please help if you can....

#Mayfield

[🇺🇸⭐Shawn Triplett⭐🇺🇸 @thedudeknows]

I’m internet famous with my pictures

[Chris Roberts @_chrisroberts]

The Louis Vuitton in SF loses $10k of stuff. All arrested. National media feeding frenzy & Union Square goes on military alert.
In Oakland, 25 cannabis businesses are robbed in 2 weeks, $5 million in losses--and it's like it didn't happen. No arrests, city barely acknowledges.