Corporation: "We made $4B but spent $3.9B so we only owe taxes on $100M."
Government: "Totally reasonable."
You: "I made $60K but spent $58K on survival."
Government: "You owe taxes on $60K."
You: "That's not—"
Government: "File by May 15."
The walk to and from the stadium is 25 minutes each way in the 80+ degree Oklahoma heat.
Thankfully J Will made friends with Beau, who offered to give us rides in his golf cart all week.
White Chocolate tossed him a $100 on the way out and said see you Saturday.