Ben Harris

Writer/producer working behind the scenes to make other people sound great on the radio

[Ben Harris @TheRealBJHarris]

@AlecLace Remind me again why we need a ballroom to keep the President “safe” after all this?

[Ben Harris @TheRealBJHarris]

@3YearLetterman @Shoneys @DR34M Yes, “Braking” news, lol… This account is a joke, right?

[Ben Harris @TheRealBJHarris]

@SexWithEmily Like you, I’ll be sticking asterisks (*) over all the fun parts!

[Ben Harris @TheRealBJHarris]

@realRawPaul Pickles don’t deliver the brainpower that Raw Paul hoped they might! His is an intelligence struggling to comprehend the difference between voters & empty land!

[Ben Harris @TheRealBJHarris]

@Hunter19302 lol… all that “red” is mostly Mojave desert & unpopulated Sierra mountains

[Ben Harris @TheRealBJHarris]

@ClayTravis Meanwhile, millions of fellow citizens envy the blinding optimism you experience inside your oblivion bubble, Clay!

[Ben Harris @TheRealBJHarris]

@peter_adderton There will be plenty of other ways for us to celebrate America’s 250th in concert this year WITHOUT also supporting Trump. It’s a choice we get to make in a free country, and I’ll be among the millions making the choice to steer clear of anything with Trump’s involvement!

[Ben Harris @TheRealBJHarris]

@GuntherEagleman “People” = Gunther Parrotman, in this case

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@atensnut Ooh, dont get us all excited about New Hearsey plans, Juanita!

[Ben Harris @TheRealBJHarris]

@spencerpratt Not that you had it before, but you’ve lost my vote with this fact free post. The winds blowing today were merely a child’s puff compared to what was howling through Southern California for the Palisades fire! You’ve been marinating in too much reality TV, bozo.

[Ben Harris @TheRealBJHarris]

@TheKanehB Beepers used near zero bandwidth compared to modern mobile phones. So a million people texting a phone number at the same time wouldn’t overwhelm a system the way 100,000 people simultaneously streaming video at Coachella might!

[Ben Harris @TheRealBJHarris]

@EricLDaugh My God your spin game exposes MAGA’s cluelessness!

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@EricLDaugh BREAKING. 🚨 Trump scratched his nuts & Eric here reacted like a 5-year old learning to make armpit fart noises for the first time! 🙄

[Ben Harris @TheRealBJHarris]

@Acyn Here’s how I remember the difference between “see” and “sea”: Trump’s brain is the size of a drop in the SEA! That’s why it’s far too small to SEE!

[Ben Harris @TheRealBJHarris]

@Acyn “I have a guy”… also code for “I’ll get a cut if taxpayers fund this latest pointless project of mine.”

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@atrupar Alternative Math, brought to you by the party that championed Alternative Facts!

[Ben Harris @TheRealBJHarris]

@SiphiweNodwele @RonFilipkowski And now, everything’s “stollen”!

[Ben Harris @TheRealBJHarris]

@VRSpy_com @OctaviaXRed Blonde?

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@atrupar The day he fires speech writer Steven Miller will be a blessed day!

[Ben Harris @TheRealBJHarris]

“The Dow gains points each time Trump fires a cabinet member. That’s what we should be talking about!”