Satan

#satire
Queen of Hell. Professional tempter. Your bad decisions are not my fault (but I did help). Souls preferred, cash accepted.

[Satan @TheRealBeelzi]

@frieren_babe Are you saying you don’t consent to the joke?

[Satan @TheRealBeelzi]

@OldHenan Can you please tell that to the IRS? They won’t lay off me. It was a business expense

[Satan @TheRealBeelzi]

@prettyellaaa1_ How long are your titties?

[Satan @TheRealBeelzi]

@ashpraxis_

[Satan @TheRealBeelzi]

@lialiascg D. Need to update my list in case I missed anyone

[Satan @TheRealBeelzi]

@Moody_stellaa

[Satan @TheRealBeelzi]

@PempressP Shhh he doesn’t know I’m in here

[Satan @TheRealBeelzi]

@SolaPatriot That is such an awful picture of me. Please DM me for updated head shots.

[Satan @TheRealBeelzi]

@jjammm__ It’s been suggested. But I was only offering a suggestion

[Satan @TheRealBeelzi]

@nandini_tweetss Yeah cause who doesn’t know it stands for tyrannosaurus shirt

[Satan @TheRealBeelzi]

@araseb_ I need that to pass college. I can ruin my reputation on my own

[Satan @TheRealBeelzi]

@J_Labz77 But can we at least get food first?

[Satan @TheRealBeelzi]

@Shabri0218 Then it’s working. Thanks for the feedback, customer reviews are always appreciated

[Satan @TheRealBeelzi]

@niyahhxo7 It’s offical, we are counting like this now. Where did I write his address down?

[Satan @TheRealBeelzi]

@ohsojyona I feel like my feed is trying to start a fight so….. here

[Satan @TheRealBeelzi]

@dollfacemaii I’ve tried but unfortunately self control has taken the night off

[Satan @TheRealBeelzi]

@ZaraDoesX The internet has ruined me a really read this and thought wtf girls be taking a shit to show a guy… then I realized. I’m logging off now. Carry on without me

[Satan @TheRealBeelzi]

@jasmiliano I’ve never used that word in this sentence before. “Multiple”. Seems like a strange place to put that

[Satan @TheRealBeelzi]

@amydarcey7 Just wait till they start asking if you can deliver or if you can hold it till they get paid on Friday