Captain Orgasmo

Founder and Creator. The One and Only.

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Which ass would you like? https://t.co/0IwcxRRflt #twerk #booty

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Not sure this escort realizes her cat is in the picture too…? (Seriously, this was posted on BP haha) #WTF #ratchet

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Fucking a girl who loves to ride your cock until she makes herself squirt multiple times all over the place... Magical.

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Nice bum, where ya from?

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Fitty. Enjoy!

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Can't forget the front view either!

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I think this is the definition of #AssWednesday…

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That awkward moment when you google a kijiji number, and this comes up... #FaceFucked

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Enjoy this hottie. #BonusBabe

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Any Star Wars fans out there…?

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If you haven't had your ass rimmed by a girl yet, you should get on it... #NaughtyBucketList Damn I love kinky girls!

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Miranda Kerr >

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Love it when girls put on sexy lingerie like this… #wcw

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@FockenDavid sadly no! But one was a cute late 20s Asian hottie, the other a blonde punk style chick.

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Some barista eyecandy for you lot… #dime

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Damn it's been a while everyone! What a great week it was, found 2 real (!), sexy, and horny ladies on Craigslist who were DTF… #miracle

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Ever finger fuck a girl who gets so wet, n u wash ur hands like 5 times n it still smells like pussy. N u wonder if ppl arnd u can smell 2?😂

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Oh, and Happy New Year folks. #2014

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Hooked up with a married chick during the day today. Seeing her suck my D with her ring on...classy haha. #priceless

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Eye Candy (@anndenisewilson).