dr cmt

every dumb little thought that comes out of my mouth or my fingers is my own

[dr cmt @TheRealCarlyT]

No 🖤

[Ezra Klein @ezraklein]

To beat back Trumpism, does the Democratic Party need to be more populist? More moderate? More socialist? Embrace Abundance?

Yes.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Well there’s a pretty simple reason for this and it’s that conservatives are stupid

[dr cmt @TheRealCarlyT]

every single church

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

There isn’t a single organisation on the planet that thinks an audit of the budget is a bad idea.

[dr cmt @TheRealCarlyT]

also I love camping bc it’s just playing in the woods

[dr cmt @TheRealCarlyT]

I love when my bf gets a text and his phone makes a train choo choo noise

[dr cmt @TheRealCarlyT]

@Nathan_Redacted yes

[dr cmt @TheRealCarlyT]

@Nathan_Redacted @RandoRich I told her and this is what she said

[Hogan Rapid Response @mattgonter]

The rental license expired in November. Heads should roll at Baltimore Housing, and the landlord should face criminal charges- especially since the property didn’t have working smoke detectors.

[dr cmt @TheRealCarlyT]

@tacobell is really testing my will to live by forgetting the potatoes on what is already the saddest Crunchwrap I’ve ever seen

[helena riley @freshhel]

In a bad mood and watching my boyfriend complete a task really slowly. what could go wrong

[dr cmt @TheRealCarlyT]

@Nathan_Redacted Great progress over here

[dr cmt @TheRealCarlyT]

I’m not sure who painted the brick in my basement but I would like them to know that I’ve decided to make it my life purpose to strip the paint

[dr cmt @TheRealCarlyT]

my brother was named student doctor of the year out of his entire med school and just a few months ago he asked me if my dog “liked grapes”

[dr cmt @TheRealCarlyT]

@pp8010 you can record a podcast of them !

[dr cmt @TheRealCarlyT]

one of my favorite road trip activities is to read batshit stories on Reddit and decide if the OP is the asshole or not and today I found a podcast where that’s their whole thing and I have a new favorite podcast!!!

[dr cmt @TheRealCarlyT]

@Cherbal_essence https://t.co/azAUs4xZYp

[dr cmt @TheRealCarlyT]

Everytime I travel to a city other than Baltimore I’m like ok what is the rat situation here

[dr cmt @TheRealCarlyT]

went to a new eye doctor today and the only framed picture on the wall was a picture of him and @SamRichardson

[dr cmt @TheRealCarlyT]

stoned in the park, drafting think pieces about boygenius in my brain, alone time in my enclosure etc

[dr cmt @TheRealCarlyT]

Once someone asked me what my favorite animal was and I panicked and said "coral", so yeah, you could say I'm good at thinking on my feet