Bryan Hayman

A Real Outlaw because rules are not meant to be followed!

[🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸 @Soaringeagle45]

Dear Mrs. Thomas:
Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion, in our store.
We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to, ban your husband from the store.
Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Thomas, are listed below and are documented by our video
surveillance cameras:

1. June15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'.
This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money. We don't have a Code 3.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.

6. August 14: Moved a, 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called.

9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while, loudly humming the, 'Mission Impossible' theme.

12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his, 'Madonna Look' using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. October 22: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed; 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'

15. Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked “where is the fitting room?”

And last, but not least:
16. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile; then yelled very loudly,
'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the clerks passed out.

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

Steve Irwin was a classic.

We didn’t appreciate him enough until he was gone.

[Bryan Hayman @TheRealCoach_H]

Looks just like the kind of players @SpursOfficial could use!

[george @StokeyyG2]

FIFA president Gianni Infantino taking a corner…

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Reds Daily @RedsDaily4]

Funny and diabolical moment from the Reds game earlier today.

This kid wanted the ball so his dad held him by the feet to try to get it until security quickly said absolutely not.

🤣🤣🤣

[MAKANAKI @black_bhoy_]

This is so funny😂

[NEDU @Nedu_brazil01]

Curaçao 🇨🇼 national team arrived for the 2026 World Cup in a school bus 🚌 with no windows😂😭…. These guys are creating amazing memories

[Bryan Hayman @TheRealCoach_H]

@Tony_Catalina First, you are an Aggie, so your opinion is already invalid. Second, 2 years? Mate, go back to hippyland!

[Que Jogada! @QueJogadaQJ]

*aposto na bet que vai chover em ambos os lados do gramado*

a porra do jogo:

[Henry Winter @henrywinter]

Match organisers and FA pay tribute to Bobby Tambling, Chelsea legend who played three times for England. Fans applauded his memory. Tambling passed away last week, aged 84. RIP.

[USMNT Only @usmntonly]

The national anthem ahead of the USMNT-Germany sendoff match.

Chills 🇺🇸

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

CAN’T HIT IT ANY BETTER THAN THAT

[Pete Hegseth @PeteHegseth]

June 6, 1944

[Lee Parker @Leeparker_tv]

What a wonderful man. Kind, humble, generous and a sensational story teller. Everyone that met him simply adored him.
RIP Bobby Tambling, a true legend in every sense 💙

[Bryan Hayman @TheRealCoach_H]

@IamDijami Bucky Richardson, Houston Oilers

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

A Chinese robot wearing a clown wig kicked a child in the stomach.

[Chelsea Supporters Group ⭐️⭐️ @CSG2005]

How sad to hear of the passing of the great Bobby Tambling.
Had the pleasure of meeting him a couple of times, lovely man and another from my Chelsea early days no longer with us.
RIP Bobby 💙
@zizzytheblue
@ChelseaFC

[Gary Chivers @Garychivers]

Very saddened to hear of Bobby Tambling’s passing

A true Chelsea great but more importantly a wonderful man. I was fortunate enough to know Bobby and always enjoyed spending time with him

My thoughts are with his family and everyone who was close to him

Rest in Peace, Bobby 💙

[Chelsea Supporters’ Trust⭐️⭐️ @ChelseaSTrust]

Everyone at the CST is saddened to learn of the passing of Bobby Tambling, a true Chelsea legend and the club’s second all-time scorer, having held the record for 47 years. Our thoughts are with Bobby’s family, friends, and all who knew him. His place in Chelsea’s history will never be forgotten. 💙

[Frank Sinclair ⚽️ @FrankMSinclair]

Rip Bobby Tambling @ChelseaFC Legend, always a pleasure to meet you at the Bridge. ⚽️💙🙏🏾 #BluesBrother #goalmachine #legend