The Real Cowboy

They made a movie about me called MASKHEAD. Likes: sex, drugs, fisting. Party with me, you can't go wrong. Hillbilly magic!

[The Real Cowboy @TheRealCowboy]

On my 666th tweet, I will give my soul to Satan. Stay tuned...

[The Real Cowboy @TheRealCowboy]

Don't. Please. Don't. #fat #black #female #cellphone

[The Real Cowboy @TheRealCowboy]

@beta_angel @ScottObiSwan I love my sister. I suffered for 3 years because I believed him when he said he'd kill her. I was just a dumb kid.

[The Real Cowboy @TheRealCowboy]

He continued to molest me every Saturday for the next 3 years. I didn't want him to kill my poor sister.

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He made me perform oral sex on him. He completed in my mouth. He told me to keep quiet about it or he'd kill my mentally handicapped sister.

[The Real Cowboy @TheRealCowboy]

I was first sexually molested at age 9, by a guy with a mustache. Not cool.

[The Real Cowboy @TheRealCowboy]

@NrthrnHlblyQuen Thank God I'm a country boy. (ain't adjusted to LA life yet).

[The Real Cowboy @TheRealCowboy]

#FF @NrthrnHlblyQuen

[The Real Cowboy @TheRealCowboy]

@NrthrnHlblyQuen Thanks for the follow. From one hillbilly to another.

[The Real Cowboy @TheRealCowboy]

@xxxhouston is so fucking hot.

[The Real Cowboy @TheRealCowboy]

I would eat Houston's warm shit. http://t.co/MDIgQM8XJz

[The Real Cowboy @TheRealCowboy]

so many chicks out there want me to rape em because I can rape good

[The Real Cowboy @TheRealCowboy]

Jesús isn't a black penis, so keep him out of my rectum!!!

[The Real Cowboy @TheRealCowboy]

who needs birth control when you got abortion?

[The Real Cowboy @TheRealCowboy]

Keep abortion safe, legal, free from parental consent, and totally tax payer funded. #women #rights

[The Real Cowboy @TheRealCowboy]

@DrewAtHitFix I like abortion too, cuz I don't wanna pay child support to my rape victims. Three cheers for abortion. Hip hip...

[The Real Cowboy @TheRealCowboy]

remember when you could rape a chick and get away with it... Ah, the good old days

[The Real Cowboy @TheRealCowboy]

FREE TREYVON ZIMMERMAN!

[The Real Cowboy @TheRealCowboy]

@dullgirltweets Those droids will do anything for a buck.

[The Real Cowboy @TheRealCowboy]

I would love to get all naked and sweaty on you and rub my beer belly on your face.