Richard Oehler

I'm a man of many hats. I love living in Florida, and I'm always off on a new adventure!

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@MRodrigoX @MiamiSeaquarium @zoos_aquariums Didn't the company that's running it take over 2 years ago?

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I'm currently on a see-food diet. #2018goals

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I can't hear Mungo Jerry without thinking of that Publix commercial. #mungojerry #publix

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Why is it that the clients that need immediate assistance before and after hours are always the same ones that miss their appointments?

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When your SO says "The City of New Orleans" sounds like a song miners sing. #ItsATrain

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When you feel bad for leaving work an hour early after you've been sick for several days, and walked to work in near freezing rain with no umbrella... and end up in line at the store behind 3 people wearing pajamas...

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I don't know what you've been told... this ain't the Electric Slide, it's the Tootsie Roll.

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I know how this movie ends, but still I play. #JayZ

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There has to be a point where you admit that a scuff on a 15 year old paint job isn't the biggest issue that car is facing.

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How do you tell a coworker who uses client parking to 'avoid dents' that her old van is a POS? Asking for a friend, of course.

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My house may be a mess, but my carpets are seriously clean af. Thanks Powerbot. @SamsungUS

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When your night goes like this. https://t.co/hChEkWe6MC

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Lord, I didn't get any sleep and All I want to do is play Sister Nancy on repeat. What a Monday.

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When you share something from the internet with someone who doesn't understand the internet and they go on melt down mode. :-/

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No flooding yet near Mabbette and John Young in #Kissimmee though #IrmaHurricane has brought the retention pond to the brim.

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When you're at a rough and tumble bar and accidently play a jazz song...

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Garth Brooks, Tupac, then the Barber of Seville, it must be my 4:30 playlist.

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How long does a Toaster Scramble last past the expiration date? If I never post again, the answer is two months.

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The latest issue of Governing magazine looks oddly like @Hightimesmag

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This is the type of crap my friends have to contend with regularly.