POTUS Punt

🦅The name's Doug. Douglas EAGLEton MacArthur. Party bird, ready to say farewell to POTUS...whenever that may be! 🇺🇸🦅

[POTUS Punt @TheRealDEmac]

To explain: I've been hired to be the spokes-eagle for an upcoming app that sets your phone to confetti-mode once POTUS is gone. #PotusPunt

[Crooked Media @CrookedMedia]

How we got to #ComeyDay.

[POTUS Punt @TheRealDEmac]

Dogs? At the #ComeyTestimony? As an eagle—and I don't pretend to speak for all eagles—but this is horrifying! I can't even #Covfefe https://t.co/A1HTDPJJNw

[General Boles @GeneralBoles]

Only 1 thing could make this #ComeyTestimony better #DogsAtComeyTestimony

[POTUS Punt @TheRealDEmac]

POTUS's tweets are usually so eviscerating, I'd say whoever's preventing him from tweeting now is the REAL obstruction of justice. #ComeyDay

[POTUS Punt @TheRealDEmac]

And people say I sound like a screeching bird. (It's true, though, I do. It's because I am an eagle.) #ComeyDay https://t.co/2HwATxFcKg

[Bill O'Reilly @BillOReilly]

Comey admits he asked a friend to leak his conversation w/ Trump about Flynn to a reporter. A bombshell the sluggish Senators are ignoring.

[POTUS Punt @TheRealDEmac]

I appreciate Comey using the word "awkward" instead of that hideous meme "Hawkward" which, as an eagle, is offensive to me. #ComeyDay

[POTUS Punt @TheRealDEmac]

Don't be fooled, this whole #ComeyDay hearing is orchestrated by POTUS to distract you from his criminally long neck ties.

[POTUS Punt @TheRealDEmac]

cosign https://t.co/IMAiAaD5fR

[Refinery29 @Refinery29]

Same https://t.co/TMgriEtLPW

[POTUS Punt @TheRealDEmac]

@DaShanneStokes @LiberalResist Like develop an app that sets your phone to celebration mode once POTUS has been punted? ;) We're on it!

[POTUS Punt @TheRealDEmac]

We prefer the term #POTUSPunt because it's a little known fact that eagles love alliteration, but we don't disagree. https://t.co/O6ePtStSrK https://t.co/WQridHLXVn

[Liberal Resistance @LiberalResist]

#ComeyHearings

[POTUS Punt @TheRealDEmac]

Pretty sure this isn't photoshopped in any way. https://t.co/4kmtHAe6Xf

[POTUS Punt @TheRealDEmac]

Watching #ComeyDay like...
(Also, that cat looks delicious) #POTUSPunt

[The Economist @TheEconomist]

This week's cartoon from @kaltoons

[POTUS Punt @TheRealDEmac]

Lordy lordy lordy lordy lordy. I really do hope there are tapes, too. I hope we can see our way to releasing tapes. #POTUSPunt #Comey

[POTUS Punt @TheRealDEmac]

Reading this everyday has become ritual. #POTUSPunt https://t.co/15VCsM2suj

[POTUS Punt @TheRealDEmac]

Probably the best use of this classic movie line I've seen since the late 1700s. https://t.co/ttnM0k2dJO

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Am departing presidential councils. Climate change is real. Leaving Paris is not good for America or the world.

[POTUS Punt @TheRealDEmac]

It's basically a race against the clock to finalize the #POTUSPunt app before he's gone. Hence our Kickstarter: https://t.co/AhSZBQf7MW

[POTUS Punt @TheRealDEmac]

Today, more than other days, is a good day to look forward to when POTUS is out. #ParisAgreement 🤬 #POTUSPunt - https://t.co/O6ePtStSrK

[POTUS Punt @TheRealDEmac]

This seems like a particularly bird-brained thing to do. (Hey, I get to say that!) #POTUSPunt https://t.co/CD8IiWwALH

[AP Race Calls @AP_RaceCalls]

Trump invites world leaders to call him on his cellphone, raising security, secrecy concerns.
By @vmsalama.
https://t.co/50EKmpzCyT

[POTUS Punt @TheRealDEmac]

June 8! I'll keep what some call an "eagle's eye" on it. (I just call it an eye, for reasons apparent) #POTUSPunt - https://t.co/O6ePtStSrK https://t.co/x9TAmXmDKt

[CNN Politics @CNNPolitics]

BREAKING: Ex-FBI Director James Comey testifying before Senate intel committee on June 8 https://t.co/Syw4ZVotVC