Keith Fudge

Free Will Denier

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The Jerk Store is a really relatable episode once you have a verbal altercation with someone

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It isn’t a Variety 12-pack if they’re all IPAs

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Craziest part of watching old Survivor seasons is seeing who’s racked up felonies since the show

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James Bond movies are so cool because they’ll dress Denise Richards up as Lara Croft and name her Dr. Christmas Jones

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Just cracked the Heady Topper

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My guy @DavidRDye absolutely crushed it on Dave’s World today 🫡🫡

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I can’t believe they tried to cancel Sam Smith even after the vocals he provided for Latch

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If you notice me behaving differently for the next 200 days it’s because I accidentally bought a multivitamin for men aged 50+

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Fabelmans was very good, but my favorite part was when the guy behind me whispered “Spielberg” to his wife as it started

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#GoBirds

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Close call for Troy last night, it’s clear he’s at a competitive disadvantage when they make him sit #Jeopardy

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Had to take my 3D glasses off multiple times to wipe tears from my eyes, I’m so Pandorapilled

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Telling my coworkers “real heads know” when they ask for clarification

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Embarking on a Nap of the Year 2022 contender ✌️God bless

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Just saw Lydia Tár at Game 3 of the NLCS #RedOctober

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The Chopstars Present: Todd Rundgren (ChopNotSlop Remix)

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My thirsty phone wants to connect to every WiFi network STOP IT

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It’s a real shame the Wachowskis didn’t put Gina Gershon in The Matrix

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Devouring Burger King in Zurich, Switzerland as God intended