Dave

Life's a bitch and then you die, right?

Sometimes.

Sometimes life's a bitch and then you keep living.

[Dave @TheRealDP_Money]

@blondebronzebad Can I get one of those trial links?

[Unbiased Ev @DoubleVodkaDon]

I don’t wanna get crazy but I’d say thousands. I don’t have many talents but one of them is remembering rap lyrics. I could go for damn near weeks.

[Dave Dameshek @Dameshek]

Look at these two. Let them inspire our fragile society.
They're not even the same species but they can work together to make pizza.

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

Can you guys see the white privilege dripping off that place

[Dave @TheRealDP_Money]

@mashable @DawsAngeles

[Dave @TheRealDP_Money]

Roll one up and pour one out tonight people.

[Dave @TheRealDP_Money]

@onlyastoner Depends on the application, left is better decorative and right would make a hell of a jack o lantern.

[Dave @TheRealDP_Money]

@HollyPrimus12 @buddyimlaughin @GetRammed69 Because you were late getting there lmao.

[Crushing it since '69🤘 @DCRUSH1]

@barstoolsports One of my KP favs...

[Dave @TheRealDP_Money]

@ElusiveFred Adrian Brody... But more so when I was younger.

[Dave @TheRealDP_Money]

@adamcarolla

[onlyastoner @onlyastoner]

life is hard. you will spend most of your years working. you will watch many of your loved ones die. you will feel heartache, disappointment, anxiety, terror, physical pain, and hopelessness. but you can have a joint and a peach smoothie once in a while

[Dave @TheRealDP_Money]

@onlyastoner Wish I would have done that lmao.

[onlyastoner @onlyastoner]

damn i just got depressed again remembering about myself lol