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I didn't realize those were graves until it was too late...

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#RenewRaisedByWolves

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#raisedwolvesMAX
#Netflix
#AppleTV
#PrimeVideo

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@hbomax, absurd to think that tweeting will make a difference to save something I love from being destroyed by the convoluted will of some massive entity. But here I am, hands clasped, hoping against hope that #RaisedByWolves won't be left to die beside the acid sea.

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@hbomax, you did us wrong turning your back on Raised By Wolves. #AppleTV #Netflix, you want more subs? There's a devoted community of fans of compelling Science Fiction that will throw their money at you the instant you decide to bring #RaisedWolvesMAX in from the cold.

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@skydart How hot was it?

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Me: Give me all your bees.
Give me all your bees, now.

Them: I dont think you understand, sir. This is a bank.

Me: *Produces +2 Dagger of Thievery with +4 intimidation*

Me: I don't think YOU don't understand.

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We only went to the Moon to make movies about it. #FirstMan #humanity #sex

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Can you believe The Crows have formed a national labor union? They're going to gather up all the shiny rocks and interesting trash so much more efficiently PLUS now they'll get health benefits and employment security. #asthecrowflies #millsdanmillsanimal

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New math illustrates: If you bring your young children to the bar, you're probably a piece of shit. My people are here trying to make better, bad choices. There's beer at the Chuck. E. Cheese. Take the hit.
#barculture #tavern #parenting

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Hahaha! Hey man, stromboli, you know? He comes in with that stromboli and, like, war be fuckin over. Talkim bout... Strombol, Victor Strombol. But all his friends call him stromboli cuz they tight like that. Spicoli Stromboli. #blessed #stromboli #machinima

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@kumailn Just playing some Shadow of War and imagine my surprise when I hear your voice! I thought that Orc was going to welcome me the the X Files Files. Big fan, sir.

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Murder Facts: No crow has ever, EVER lost a duel. #crows #nature #facts

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Now that the company is dead, hearing children say “I don’t want to grow up, I wanna be a Toys R’ Us kid.” Is spooky and macabre. #toysrusclosing #ToysRUsKid #kids

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@NickGregorio Not at the moment. Played a bunch of Conan today.

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Sometimes there's always someone else who exists in the other side or your floor. And they want up there. They want up through the floor to see your world and take your life, and your loved ones and your precious metals and send you back to where it came from to make you suffer.

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Fact: Crows understand all languages, human or animal. #crows #language #factsoflife

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In the dream the guy somehow used hydrogen peroxide to blow up all my blood. #dreams #science

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When the largest man in the village mated with the smartest dog around, the result was the world's first bear. The bear, upon learning of his parentage, needed to take a long nap to deal with that mess. So it slept for 7.5 months. This is why bears hibernate. #naturefacts

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Someone takes all the rats out, replaces them with frogs. We thank them initially, but are we really better off? #frogtown #rats #initiative #thankless

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Watching my spiders mate when my roommate kicks in my door holding a car battery and yells, "Time to electrocute a douchebag!!"
#hellhouse