Dan Rossi

Comedian, Drinker, Sweetheart, and Dolphin Fan

[Dan Rossi @TheRealDanRossi]

.@AmericanAir just so you can hear me in back-awful experience coming home from Mexico/Houston this week. Do not recommend.

[Tawadotcom @Tawadotcom]

Kitchen disaster scene 🤣😂

[Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments]

One of the best baseball commercials ever 🤣

[Vince Langman @LangmanVince]

Silly tricks revealed! 😂

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

Wife help fail

[💕 Brittany Belle 💕 @BrittanyinTexas]

Two presidents. Same SOTU. Worlds apart.

YOU CAN’T MISS THIS. 🔥👀🔥

[Shawn Farash @Shawn_Farash]

TRUMP CALLS OUT BAD BUNNY!

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

MVP in our books.

[Cinema Scene @CinemaScene404]

In Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004), the director gave Jim Carrey and Kate Winslet completely different directions.
To Kate: “Go as big as you want, this is a comedy.”

To Jim: “This is drama, not comedy.”

[Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments]

Griffey’s range was insane. Like how did he even get to this ball??

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

A million seconds ago was October 11th
A billion seconds ago was 1993
A trillion seconds ago was 30,000 B.C.

The US national debt is now rising by $1 Trillion every ~180 days.

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

Welp. That one’s gonna hurt for a while.

Love love love this team, though. Bring back Naylor and let’s run this shit back.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

This is BRILLIANT: Instead of blindly accepting Mike Johnson's bullshit excuse for not swearing in Rep. Grijalva, he was prepared to push back.

Johnson tried to move the goalposts, and Jonathan Karl cornered him again.

Take notes, media.
THIS IS THE WAY.

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

Not the ending we wanted, but we’ll never forget this ride.

Thanks for being part of the journey 💙

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

SEATTLE IS SHAKING! #SeizeTheMoment

[DNP Sports @notthefakeDNP]

Justin Fields went off on the entire Jets organization after losing in London to the Broncos.

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

THE MARINERS ARE GOING TO PLAY FOR THE AMERICAN LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP! #SeizeTheMoment

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

THAT IS NUMBER 60 FOR CAL!!! HISTORY!

[t8 @imjustt8]

isn’t it crazy that republicans can link tylenol to autism but not guns to mass shootings

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨NEW: "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert" just dropped its first response to ABC, FCC chair, and Disney firing Jimmy Kimmel.

Trump ain't sleeping tonight. 🤣

This is a must-watch. 🔥