Kristy Morton

I just woke up feeling dangerous

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@its1stclassCAM In the City sucks. Drinking Loverboy? It sucks. And 4 years married, no sex? Hmmm

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@boredtweetingig Kyle and Amanda's wedding anniversary is Sept 25. Amanda tells her husband she's getting her own place on camera for "In The City."

West posted this carousel on Sept 26. Diabolical.

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@gabeybrazy WE'RE NOT DETROIT!

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Bad luck to anyone trying to get likes by demanding we interact or like their posts for the best March ever

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@Mary_CosbyFan I can hear it now in Lisa’s voice: “Whitney, you tacky as hell.”

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@MoreForYou_CLE No

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@SerenaWinters Also, Jarrett named his cats Sasha Fierce and CeeLo Green. ICONS! #letemmeow

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@SerenaWinters If you read this at work, you will cry several times because it is that beautiful and genuine. We love you, JA!!

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@RealityTea And she can take her lip liner, her sister, and her mom with her

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@coryarg @lowbodycount Jim Henson's "Dinosaurs." I think it was on ABC's TGIF lineup. Iconic.

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@ecareyo I legit LOLed. Comedy gold

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@leolaughhhhhh Did Britani's high body count hair survive the scuffle?

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@queensofbravo Why.

[Browns fan UK @brownsfanuk]

🔁 RT if you would like the Browns to re-sign Nicholas Jamaal Chubb. #Browns

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🔁 RT if you want Nick Chubb re-signed.

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Kirk Herbstreit—by being so biased tonight—is actually the “lunatic fringe” himself. Fans deserve better. #ohiostatefootball #espn

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Unhinged and looking like he stole his daughter’s cheer warm up jacket

[Andrew Fillipponi @ThePoniExpress]

James Franklin already unhinged in a big game. What else is new.

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In that jacket, also looking like a high school girl wanting to know why she didn’t make the varsity cheer squad

[Terrence ✨️ @KingTerrbear]

James Franklin running like he wants to speak to a manager immediately.

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@DonnGunvalson Elite tweet

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Starting another petition to ban Joel Klatt from announcing any @OhioStateFB game …please, @BigTenNetwork don’t make us beg