Desirae Shmesirae

Divorced Manhater. Mom. Artist. Burger Chef. Life run by tiny humans.

[Desirae Shmesirae @TheRealDeeMo]

Me: *Makes chicken and broccoli for dinner*

Jones: Did you cook the broccoli in the same sauce as the chicken?

Me: *smiling* Yes.

Jones: *smiling and nodding* I can tell, and it’s disgusting. I just tried a piece.
#dinnerwithmykids

[Desirae Shmesirae @TheRealDeeMo]

#Becoming #MichelleObama
#wearebecoming #iambecoming #BecomingMichelleObama

[Desirae Shmesirae @TheRealDeeMo]

Me and this beauty are ready to be inspired!!!!!
#wearebecoming #iambecoming #MichelleObama #BecomingMichelleObama

[Desirae Shmesirae @TheRealDeeMo]

Literally me. 😂 https://t.co/HwNv3nkzfK

[Raine❤️☔️ @WitMyBoojieAss_]

Bihhhhhhhh I haven’t been on twitter since 2016 . . Where the hell isvthe #safaree video and pics???

[Desirae Shmesirae @TheRealDeeMo]

Waking up still drunk like it’s coo, it’s Saturday. But it’s hella Friday.

[Desirae Shmesirae @TheRealDeeMo]

@Dako1r just waking up like 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

[Desirae Shmesirae @TheRealDeeMo]

Do you prefer bacon or tacos? Vote at https://t.co/YAPqrlxEkF I'm voting for #teamtacos @ironpigs @FresnoGrizzlies

[Desirae Shmesirae @TheRealDeeMo]

Fall in your ways so you can crumble
Fall in your ways so you can sleep at night
Fall in your ways so you can wake up and rise

[Desirae Shmesirae @TheRealDeeMo]

I'm going to paint *Insert word other than anti, that means not fuckin with it* Trump signs for Inauguration Day.

[Desirae Shmesirae @TheRealDeeMo]

What's it called when you're not "anti" something, but you're just not fuckin' with it?

[Desirae Shmesirae @TheRealDeeMo]

@Devoya @barbieraynita I don't have any feelings in 2017. 😐💅🏾

[Desirae Shmesirae @TheRealDeeMo]

I feel like this is a VR episode of Scandal, I fell asleep watching. But it's cool cause Huck is about to take care of it in the last 5 min.

[Desirae Shmesirae @TheRealDeeMo]

@NeighborJae thank you so much. ☺️

[Desirae Shmesirae @TheRealDeeMo]

@barbieraynita @theweeknd yes!

[Desirae Shmesirae @TheRealDeeMo]

@Devoya there are no words that can explain it. Just heart emojis and black girl laughs.

[Desirae Shmesirae @TheRealDeeMo]

😂😂😂 yeeeeessssss! https://t.co/yOpbOF8PYT

[Devoya @Devoya]

!!!! @SupaStarrPowers @TheRealDeeMo https://t.co/3kkXHhmwzb

[Desirae Shmesirae @TheRealDeeMo]

@solangeknowles is my spirit animal. ✌🏾️ #solange #mad

[Desirae Shmesirae @TheRealDeeMo]

#AlfredOlango 💔

[Devoya @Devoya]

how are we supposed to process all these lost black lives and then go to work, school, hell, even the damn store, and be normal?