Delbert Simmons

Bryant and Stratton Class of '86, Former Chief Cleanliness Officer
at Winneconne HS 1987-2019. God, WIAC, Family, in that order.
DEL-burt SIM-uhns

[Delbert Simmons @TheRealDelbert3]

WIAC Rankings:
1. Bryant and Stratton (obviously)
2. Lax 🦅
3. UWSP (@JakeLeair) comes back for one more hoorah!!
4. UWRF
5. UWS 🔵👺
6. UWO (6-4)
7. UWW
8. UWE 🦤
9. UWP ⛏️

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@LobergerTony

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@LobergerTony Yummy!

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Just doxed @TerrySanders331

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@LobergerTony You weak asf boy

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@TerrySanders331

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@Adertitsoff1975 This guy just can’t control his self sometimes

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@Adertitsoff1975 Just ran out of zyns FUCKKK

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I’m announcing my commitment to pedialite state.

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As of 4/5/25 Delbert is committing to Coors Lite University. May consider transferring to pedialite state tomorrow.

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@FloydSimm I would argue for sure

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@KiethLongWOOD Expand

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@HeywoodJablows So basically you saw Matt Lewis at mad chicken?

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@WIACluke @TerrySanders331 @Adertitsoff1975

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Hungover as fuck today. @TerrySanders331 and I shared a moment last night listening to old country and smoking a cigar. Probably will do it again tonight. @Adertitsoff1975 your mom’s hot as fuck and you are fat. @WIACluke how pissed is the left that I got drunk last night. #maga

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@HeywoodJablows @TerrySanders331 @WIACDonaldS @thatmfTSIII @coopgangshlang I hate Stout. THEY FUCKING SUCK DICK.

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@sampydusterson @warriors @nuggets 253.

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@TerrySanders331 OH THESE GUYS, THERE THE VILLAGERS

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@TerrySanders331 CHICKEN JOCKEY

[Terry Sanders @TerrySanders331]

Going to see the Minecraft movie this Friday night with @TheRealDelbert3. Will we be vehemently drunk? Yes. Will it be an amazing experience to witness Jack Black yell “Chicken Jockey”? Absolutely. And the best part is when it’s over we get to go out and drink more! #LANK