The Real Ditto

Sex machine of Pokemon

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When will my Hidden Ability become available and how will I get one?

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I wonder if I could switch my abilities. Limber kind of sucks, right?

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@BackfireType I came around with @Beedrill with a bunch of #SomethingAwful members. They were fun.

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Who could be jealous about @scraftiest? I mean seriously, Green Day called, they want their mohawk back.

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All the good Poke accounts seem to be gone. #LeSigh

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@Croconaw Charizards are worthless anyway. Oh look at me, I'm a fir breathing dragon. Psh, who cares

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Where have all the cool mons gone?

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I think the Johto Daycare by far has the best room service, though the Unova one has the most spaciou\s rooms. #thoughts

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Yo pimps and pimpettes, I'm baaaaaack.

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@ProfOak You monster.

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@pidoof nooo you're one of the few good ones left.

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@ProfOak You've never Stun Spored yourself? Even during your wild crazy years in university?

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@PokeFacts I havent personally confirmed it,but I've heard that ANY Celebi will work but you have to save the radio building director first.

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@bulbanews That is not news. That's an opinion. And a pretty poorly written one too.

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Thanks for the RTs @britneysmith and @derkrawr.

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@PokemonBreeder It was a joke brah.

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@Dugtrio Let's go hunt those bitches down. I'll transform into a rocket launcher.

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Gonna go listen to some James Brown and then MAKE SOME EGGS with whatever slut is in the daycare. YEAH

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#ifyoucheaton me is one of the "trends" on Twitter. No one cheats on Ditto. I cheat on them.