The Doctah

Watch The Doctah on YouTube - "Brain-damaged entertainment for the eternally juvenile since 2007."

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Want to experience TRUE power...? Just be ready to avert your eyes, because its not always pretty...

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Good to be back.

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Allow Access to your "Happy Door"...

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Allow Access to your "Happy Door"...

[Driven Mad @drivenmadmetal]

@TheRealDoctah put lime and citronella in the pockets.

[Paul Revere @Gypsylul]

@TheRealDoctah Or major in Chemistry, so when we're all inevitably homeless, we can at least get really high...

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What is the point of calling him by "code name" 007, when he tells everyone his name, even repeating 'Bond' twice to make SURE you have it?

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I'm thinking about majoring in Art, so when I'm inevitably homeless, I'll have a really beautiful hand-painted "will art for food" sign...

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People with a fisting fetish might want to get into ventriloquism in order to make their needs more socially acceptable...

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Of course your milkshake brings the boys to the yard. Who doesn't love milkshakes?
Brought them with brussel sprouts? NOW I'm listening.

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In liquor's defense, I'm perfectly capable of doing poorly planned things while stone sober.

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Just passed my drug test.... Which means its time for an uncomfortable conversation with my dealer.

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If you're thinking of getting a hairless cat because they're easier to care for, just go the extra mile and get a catless cat.

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You say you're "expecting a baby" as if there's a chance it might be something else
Why? Do you live near radiation? Do you date non-humans?

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A guy at the drugstore asked for "Axe Body Spray", so I hit him in the neck with a hatchet and pointed at the blood splatter on the wall.

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A death row prisoner asked for The Olive Garden's Endless Pasta for their last meal.
CHECK AND MATE.

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As much as I drank last night, I just glad that I woke up with something human in the bed next to me...

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Me: I don't like online shopping. I need to touch a product, smell it, taste it.
Security: You need to leave Victoria's Secret immediately.

[The Doctah @TheRealDoctah]

People who say America isn't first in the world anymore hasn't looked at our extraordinary list of serial killers lately. Suck it, China!