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The Doctah
@TheRealDoctah
Watch The Doctah on YouTube - "Brain-damaged entertainment for the eternally juvenile since 2007."
Boston, MA
Joined July 2014
4.1K
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3.4K
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The Doctah
@TheRealDoctah
almost 3 years ago
Want to experience TRUE power...? Just be ready to avert your eyes, because its not always pretty...
TheRealDoctah's tweet video.
The Doctah
@TheRealDoctah
almost 3 years ago
Good to be back.
The Doctah
@TheRealDoctah
almost 3 years ago
Allow Access to your "Happy Door"...
TheRealDoctah's tweet video.
TheRealDoctah
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The Doctah
@TheRealDoctah
almost 3 years ago
Allow Access to your "Happy Door"...
TheRealDoctah's tweet video.
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Ron Chusid
@RonChusid
Covid Is Not Over. Vax, Mask Up & Clean Indoor Air. Medicare For All. End arms shipments to Israel. Eliminate ICE. Oppose both branches of the war party.
thomas
@nipno604
life long Massachusetts liberal and proud of it loves dogs
rootwoman123
@rootwoman123
earthling: Above all, always be capable of feeling any injustice committed against anyone anywhere in the world.--Ernesto Che Guevara
TheRealDoctah
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Driven Mad
@drivenmadmetal
almost 8 years ago
@TheRealDoctah
put lime and citronella in the pockets.
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Paul Revere
@Gypsylul
almost 8 years ago
@TheRealDoctah
Or major in Chemistry, so when we're all inevitably homeless, we can at least get really high...
The Doctah
@TheRealDoctah
almost 8 years ago
What is the point of calling him by "code name" 007, when he tells everyone his name, even repeating 'Bond' twice to make SURE you have it?
The Doctah
@TheRealDoctah
almost 8 years ago
I'm thinking about majoring in Art, so when I'm inevitably homeless, I'll have a really beautiful hand-painted "will art for food" sign...
The Doctah
@TheRealDoctah
almost 8 years ago
People with a fisting fetish might want to get into ventriloquism in order to make their needs more socially acceptable...
The Doctah
@TheRealDoctah
almost 8 years ago
The Doctah
@TheRealDoctah
almost 8 years ago
Of course your milkshake brings the boys to the yard. Who doesn't love milkshakes? Brought them with brussel sprouts? NOW I'm listening.
The Doctah
@TheRealDoctah
almost 8 years ago
In liquor's defense, I'm perfectly capable of doing poorly planned things while stone sober.
The Doctah
@TheRealDoctah
almost 8 years ago
Just passed my drug test.... Which means its time for an uncomfortable conversation with my dealer.
The Doctah
@TheRealDoctah
almost 8 years ago
If you're thinking of getting a hairless cat because they're easier to care for, just go the extra mile and get a catless cat.
The Doctah
@TheRealDoctah
almost 8 years ago
You say you're "expecting a baby" as if there's a chance it might be something else Why? Do you live near radiation? Do you date non-humans?
The Doctah
@TheRealDoctah
almost 8 years ago
A guy at the drugstore asked for "Axe Body Spray", so I hit him in the neck with a hatchet and pointed at the blood splatter on the wall.
The Doctah
@TheRealDoctah
almost 8 years ago
A death row prisoner asked for The Olive Garden's Endless Pasta for their last meal. CHECK AND MATE.
The Doctah
@TheRealDoctah
almost 8 years ago
As much as I drank last night, I just glad that I woke up with something human in the bed next to me...
The Doctah
@TheRealDoctah
almost 8 years ago
Me: I don't like online shopping. I need to touch a product, smell it, taste it. Security: You need to leave Victoria's Secret immediately.
The Doctah
@TheRealDoctah
almost 8 years ago
People who say America isn't first in the world anymore hasn't looked at our extraordinary list of serial killers lately. Suck it, China!
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