The Adventures of The Mysterious Dr. Cairo

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Words to live by...

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@Lawmadillo And there's not a *thing* about this that won't be made better by you earning a bar card...

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@Lawmadillo WoLvErInEs!

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@SNAFU_Sara Water! From the *sky!* Aieeeeeee!

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@Lawmadillo Florida, for the most part, I am lead to believe…

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@Pilotpromoted @SNAFU_Sara I think the best or most generous that could ever be said was that Custer was “colorful” or “a character.”

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@mkkraemer And again Mrs. Mojo says “thank God we don’t live in Baltimore anymore, or we’d have another kitten!”😻

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@Destinysraven Wow! No joke; that looks *really* good!👍🏼

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Well Molly, it would appear incarceration, hard labor and the hot Caribbean sun has not done St. Ipswich any harm.

Alas, perhaps we should have left our good DoKtOr VanBooHoo in the pot for another day or two; deterrence theory has not been particularly effective on him…

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@dawg4life99 Is fren!

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@HighyieldHarry Dumb.

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@TicTocTick Grifter troll has thought? Get fucked, boy. You’ve already lost.

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@MzSgtPepper

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@RjbRocklin @greg_price11 Bot. Hush.

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@BadgerCult Nobunga Tokugawa.

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@Bellyhungry @weather_katie Pythonado?

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@weather_katie @MailOnline It's already dissipated and absorbed into the remnants of Milton now spinning off into the mid-Atlantic.

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@MzSgtPepper Truth.

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"You there! Stop that singing!" the guard bellows at St. Ipswich, who is grinning and belting out an old IRA ballad.

But he can't. Not with all this static electricity and a whiff of ozone in the air...

Poor TWTMO guard... he has no idea what's about to happen... 6/fin(?)

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We find The Mysterious Doctor Cairo and his Labratory Assistant, the young Gascon woman known only as "Molly" in their airship in stealth mode above a small Caribbean atoll... 1/n

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Doctor Cairo glances over her shoulder at the screen while sipping a glass of absinthe, "yes... and he looks utterly miserable. Well, maybe this will teach not to get caught next time..." 5/n