Eric McMullen

A whole nother company

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Tweet others the way you would like to be tweeted

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@DrewsefC Lotioning, oiling, lotioning, oiling, I can't take it anymore!

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Physically speaking, the heavier you are, the more attractive you are

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@RobMathUse I think it's from Power Rangers The Movie

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Can cops issue field insanity tests? Maybe I shouldn't be driving

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@fishBot5 I'll take it!

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Wait a minute those weren't tortillas!

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If the number on the bag is right I ate 7 tortillas yesterday

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@McMullenCPA Are stocks good today?

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@SLAMMY_McSMALLS I have been to all three but I didn't do any work at any of them

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Blackfish > Tiger King
#Covid_19

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Ding dong ditch your neighbors
#Covid_19

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Dear Diary,
I touched my face today. It was to die for
#Covid_19

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Every breath is a wasted chance to smell

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I don't get button up shirts. How about a sew-your-own clothing store while we're at it

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When someone compliments your clothing do you have to tell them where you got it or can you just tell them to shut the hell up?

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My furnace impresses me daily with new sounds and other forms of kinetic energy

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Whenever a train rings in the middle of the night I'm like is someone gonna get that?

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Celine Dion is the Elvis Presley of the ladies

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What do you say to an alien who is less than average beauty? YoU a FOe (you're a four)

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Do you mean "fore"fathers?
No I mean I have four dads