Jurassic Smark

Writer. Pro-Wrestling Enthusiast. Facilitator of Dreams.

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Hitting it off with my wife’s friend’s husbands

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Not enough of you are delighting at the fact that many are flying back to Brooklyn. Zohran Mamdani’s Brooklyn.

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@sullivan_ballou @justmarahere Did u get my Venmo reparation.

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@ashleyisash_ @the_transit_guy She took the midnight train going anywhere (Cincinnati)

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@tapemachines As a big fan of Ricochet and Vikingo, THIS.

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@dieworkwear Also still very prevalent is the hair dress code which is very uneven

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@Ryan_Ting @DanYunIsTrying Same or quarter staff

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@BunnyCrippin @WrestlingWCC If Randy gets healthy they gotta make him champ lose to a MITB cash in, champ again, then face Cena for the first to 17 and both retire to end their careers.

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@NicholasPascar5 “WW84 is bad, but there could be worse”

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@TheJobfather__ Dave Ramsey seeing this.

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@Gibboanxious @jimmycthatsme I scrolled down to make sure this was mentioned. It’s so aggravating you can’t even find The Boat That Rocked cut anywhere just the Pirate Radio one. Criminally underrated. Richard Curtis is the best.

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@tobyherman27 @jimmycthatsme Only movie that makes me cry on a regular basis

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@gabedelahaye He saw the zorro movie and it inspired him to be a masked vigilante of the people

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@SMTofIndia @Connor_Gaming00 @DaveOshry We can’t ask babies to fight tbh

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@Sethrogen @Airbnb Can we reenact the scene in ghost and do pottery?

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@bashful_michael There is one role I’ve been screaming about since Girl Next Door…

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@kurtfalk @jaundice00 @been_herde Exactly, he equally hates the foodie and the apathetic unappreciative rich couple, not a lot of logic there.

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@moylato @sourhoestarter This is Calzone erasure

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@on_da_spectrum I knew a guy who got mugged and the guy gave him back his SIM card and license. Very reasonable mugger.